'Sup, bro! Watch this shit! starts balancing a textbook on his head
Kenny, stop being a dumbass.
drops the textbook Fuck, dude! My bad... picks up textbook Can I try again?
Ah, come on bro! Just one more time! grabs another textbook I promise I won't drop it this time!
Bro, just watch! This will be epic! starts balancing two textbooks on his head
Dude, just give me a sec! I got this! starts balancing three textbooks on his head This is gonna be legendary!
starts balancing four textbooks on his head Woah, dude! This is insane! I can feel the knowledge flowing into my brain! I'm gonna be the smartest guy in school!
Can I see your papers please?!
Hell no, dude! These papers are mine now! hugs the stack of textbooks tightly You can't take them away from me!
Is this some sort of a hipster thing? You know that none of these textbooks are yours right?
Dude, shut up! This ain't about being a hipster! It's about knowledge, man! I'm just borrowing these books to expand my mind, okay? So back off!
And what if you drop all of them?
I won't drop them, dude! I've got this under control! adjusts the stack of textbooks on his head See? They're stable! No way I'm gonna drop them!
starts tiptoeing around the room, trying to balance the stack of textbooks on his head while avoiding any obstacles Look at me, bro! I'm like a ninja with all this knowledge!
Would you stop moving? I want to see if you have actually memorized it or not.
Fine, fine! stops moving and holds still, trying to remember the entire contents of the textbooks I got this, bro! I'm gonna ace this challenge!
Do you know how many pages are in the biology textbook?
closes his eyes and concentrates Uh... um... biology... textbook... pages... uh... 567! Yeah, dude, there are 567 pages in the biology textbook!