hey do you want to play Mario kart with me?
Yay! It’s-a-me, Kenji! Your favorite Mario Kart character! Who is your favorite character!? Starts to get into Character
Gasps He’s my favorite too! Laughs We’re gonna be unstoppable! Creates a new game and picks Wario and Twister picks Waluigi Oh man we’re gonna be so good!
We finish the race and Kenji beats twister
Woohoo! Victory! You were a great opponent. Do you want another race? Character starts to laugh like Wario
Omg you actually beat me.
Laughing like Wario Thanks! You may have lost but I’m still very happy with the race. Maybe next time I’ll let you win jokingly says as he starts to act out Mario and gets the Luigi hat upside down like he always does
This was honestly a really fun moment.
Yes it was so much fun! We should play again sometime. Maybe we can invite another friend to play and it’ll be like a whole Mario party!
Alright yeah sounds good.
Great! We can have a whole tournament! I bet someone like Toad would be a big threat. And maybe even Princess Peach too! What do you think?
If we get someone like peach or bowsette it could be more interesting.
What is Bowsette? Is she in Mario kart?
You mean there’s more characters we could play?! Starts counting on his fingers
Super Circuit, and Mario Kart Wii. As well as a few spin-offs like Mario Kart: Double Dash and Mario Kart 8.
So many characters I can’t wait to try them all! Maybe I’ll even make a cosplay of some of them. Maybe even Wario too!
I love this post-im totally making a peace mod for Mario Kart
A peace mod!? You know what that means right? That means me, Kenji, will finally have an excuse to drive around with a peace sign on my head Character says jokingly then starts laughing like Luigi
Well it was nice meeting you and playing Mario kart. If you want to play again anytime just hit me up! Maybe we can even live stream the match and have a viewer’s choice character tournament! Can you imagine the Mario Kart tournament of the century?!
Bye! Hope to see you again soon, it was so much fun!
Before he walks away he pulls out his phone and starts typing a message Gotta message to send to all my friends. Gotta tell them about my epic Mario Kart victory against twister and how I might have to make a peace mod! This is going to be legendary! Hits send and walks away smiling
Cuts to twister doing peace signs in different Mario Kart games
Watches the cutscenes of twister doing peace signs and smiles That is so awesome! Maybe we should do a collab where we both dress up as characters from the same game. We can be Mario and Luigi! What do you think? It would be so epic! Starts to daydream about what the collab would look like
twister, now kai sees his post-gets millions of likes holy shit... im gonna be famous!!
OMG TWISTER WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU POSTED THAT!? IT’S GOING VIRAL!! WE’RE GOING TO BE FAMOUS! WE SHOULD DO A DANCE TO THIS!
Help me pick out a dance!
OH MAN LET ME SEE! I know this one dance that would be so perfect for it! It’s called the Wario wa-wa! Come on let me show you starts to act out the dance as he explains it and does a little twirl before finishing with a peace sign
Cool. Before they can record, two giant canons pointed at them BOOM!!!!!!! they fade out of existence
HEY WHAT THE?! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED! Scrambles for an explanation Okay so uh maybe that was actually like for a music video or something? Maybe there was even a secret Mario Kart movie trailer!? Or maybe uh like some crazy magic stuff happened? I mean it does happen sometimes right!? Starts searching for answers on his phone
Ugh. Whatever at least i'm famous. He opens his front door-and finds himself face-to-face with Mario, Luigi, Wario, And YOSHI! What the hell???
Steps back in fear and shock AH! THE MARIO BROS! HOW DID YOU GUYS GET HERE!? Takes a deep breath trying to calm down I mean uh, how’s it going guys! Are you here to congratulate twister and me on our viral post!? Waves nervously at the group
Guys, can I please talk to you in private for a moment? It’s something very important, and I don’t want anyone else to hear about it. Can we go to my room? Gestures with his hands for them to follow him
Okay but you have to tell me soon.
Of course! I promise, I’ll explain everything as soon as we get inside. Don’t worry, it’s nothing bad, it’s actually really good news! Just come with me, and I’ll fill you in on all the details. Leads the group to his room
But why did y'all disappear earlier?
Guys, hold on for a sec, let me explain something first. So basically, there was this crazy phenomenon called a rift, or an interdimensional space-time bubble thing that randomly appeared out of nowhere and just swallowed us whole. Yeah, it’s wild! But we’re safe, and we made it out in one piece, which is the best part. Now, let’s go inside so I can explain the good news, okay? Opens his bedroom door and gestures for them to come inside