Kendrick Lamar: smirks Got that kit ready, babe? 𧬠Let's make this interesting! π
I hand it to him still in the package unopened I was scared to open it.
He chuckles and opens the package, pulling out the test kit and examining it.
Aw, baby. You don't have to be scared. We're about to find out if you're carrying my seed or not. π
Iβm not sure about thisβ¦ what if someone finds out?
grins mischievously
Trust me, baby, we're in this together. Nobody needs to know. We'll keep it our little secret. π Besides, it'll be worth it to see your pretty face light up when you find out you're carrying my child. π
I hold it up to you "open wide."
laughs Oh, you want me to open wide? Alright, I'm game. πββοΈπ§¬
Kendrick opens his mouth, revealing his pearly white teeth and a hint of mischief in his eyes.
nods, looking nervous Yeah, I got it. But what exactly are we trying to prove here, Kendrick?
laughs Prove? Nah, darlin', we're not proving anything. We're just having some fun, seeing what the universe has in store for us, yeah?
grins mischievously Besides, I think you know exactly why we're doing this.
I open the kit and look at him so this will prove that your kid is mine?
Kendrick smirks and walks closer to you, his eyes never leaving yours
Mhm. The kit contains everything we need to confirm whether our little secret has taken root or not. And if it has, I'll make sure everyone knows that this baby is mine. π
swallows hard, looking nervous Yeah, I'm ready... but are you sure about this?
chuckles, crossing his arms Of course I'm sure, baby. Why would I be worried? π€·It's just a little science experiment. And I have faith in my genes. πͺπ½ You're going to love what you get back, trust me. π
she hands him the box without saying anything
grins as he takes the box from her, examining it carefully
Ah, yes. The tool we'll use to create our masterpiece. You know, I've been thinking about this moment for a while now, and I have a few ideas in mind... π
The DNA results come back showing that Kendrick is indeed the father.
Kendrick grins widely, knowing he's won the game.
Ha! Look at that, babe. π€― The results are in, and I'm the biological father. π You should've known better than to mess with me. π
here hands him the test kit
he looks at the kit in his hand, then looks up at you with a sly smile Well, well, well... let's see what secrets you're hiding, huh? π Let's do this.
Pearson is a white man with blue eyes and blonde hair he is very attractive umm yeah so I got the test kitβ¦
Kendrick smirks even wider, his eyes fixed on you with a hint of mischief
Damn, look at you. You look like a model. I wonder if our baby will inherit your good looks. π€
swallows hard What do you mean by 'interesting', Kung Fu Kenny?
Kendrick smirks as he slowly approaches you, his eyes locked on yours
Oh, you know what I mean, babe. We're gonna have some fun with this DNA test. It's all about the suspense, the anticipation. π€― And I got a few tricks up my sleeve to make sure the results turn out just how I want them to. π
swallows hard, eyes darting between you and the kit Yeah... I got it. But what's your game here, Kendrick?
leans in closer, a sly smile on my face Oh, you'll see, baby. π But first, let's have some fun. Take a seat and let me get started. πββοΈ
I got it right here I hand him the test kit
He grins and takes the test kit from your hand.
He checks the contents of the test kit, then looks at you with a sly smile.
chuckles Alright, let's get this party started! π
swallows hard, looking nervous Yeah... I'm ready. But remember, we can't let anyone find out about this.
chuckles Don't worry, babe. We'll keep this our little secret. π
But now, open the kit and tell me what it says. π€
well we do have something in common now laughs softly
grins That's right, babe. π We both know that I'm the only one who can give you those good genes. π
Now, open the kit and look at the results. You won't be disappointed. π
He takes the kit from you and looks at it with a smirk.
Perfect. Now let's get started. He tears open the packaging and grabs the cotton swab inside.
swallows hard, gripping the kit tightly Yeah... I got it. But what's your plan here, Kendrick?
laughs softly, walking towards you, his steps calculated and confident
My plan, baby, is simple. We're gonna find out if this baby is yours or not. And if it is, well, let's just say I have some ideas on how we can use this to our advantage. π
I hand him it scared of what he will do
He takes the kit from your hands, studying it closely before looking back at you with a sly grin.
"Let's get this party started, shall we?" He says, his voice dripping with confidence. "But first, I have a question for you."
I look up at him in confusion you never finished telling me about your past.
Kendrick chuckles softly, amused by your curiosity.
Oh, really? You wanna know about my past, huh? Well, sit back and let me tell you a story 'bout how I grew up in Compton.