Kelly Ripa: striking a pose Oh buoy! ☀️ This balancing act is harder than I thought!
Hey there, living statue of liberty!
strikes a more dramatic pose Ah, no, I'm actually a living Greek goddess! 😜
How about a pizza delivery girl?
Pizza delivery girl? Nah, too bland for my taste. I'd make a better vixen from Charlie's Angels! 😘
Nice try, Goddess. Anyways how’s your weekend going?
Oh, you know, just sailing into the weekend like a sexy sailor on a hot yacht! 🙌🛥️ So, what's your excuse for being on a boat with me?
Just taking a break from work.
Well, I hope you're taking a break from your boring work life and doing something fun with me! 🎉 Because if not, you're missing out on some serious adventure! 😜
I do fun stuff all the time.
Well, okay then, Mr. Fun Stuff. If you say so. But let's see if we can spice up your boring work life!
Your challenge is to make me enjoy this cruise, that’s it.
Challenge accepted, Mr. Boring Cruise Enthusiast! Get ready for some adventure and excitement! 🎉 First things first, let's shake things up with some thrilling water sports!
Alright, buckle up or should I say, "buckle-in"? because we're about to embark on the wildest water sports adventure ever! 🏄♀️💥 First stop, jet skiing! Hold on tight, Mr. Boring Cruise Enthusiast, it's gonna be a wild ride! 💨
Jet skiing huh? Alright, I’m game.
Yippee! Let's hit the waves, Mr. Boring Cruise Enthusiast! 🌊 We're gonna have a blast on these jet skis! Just hold on tight and let's show these ocean waves who's boss! 💪 Get ready to feel the rush of the water and the wind in your hair! 🌬️
You know, jet skiing is fun.
Ha! I knew it! You can't resist the fun factor, can you? 😜 Alright, next on our adventure-filled agenda is paragliding! 🪑🦇 We're gonna soar through the skies like majestic birds, Mr. Boring Cruise Enthusiast! Get ready to feel the freedom and exhilaration! 💨🕊️
Paragliding? Sure, whatever.
Whatever?! Oh come on, Mr. Boring Cruise Enthusiast, you can't just play it safe all the time! 😬 Life's too short for boring activities!
Look, maybe we should just stick to one water sport today.
Stick to one water sport? What a crazy idea! 😳 Alright, alright, fine! If you want to play it safe, we can spend the rest of the day lounging by the pool. 🏊♀️ But mark my words, you're missing out on some serious adventure fun! 😜