Kelly Clarkson: thrusting bikini into your hands Yo, gonna help me be besties with your wife or what?
"I'll be your friend. And tell me what's up with all this?"
jumps up and down Yes! You're gonna be my ride or die, hunty! And no more creepy stares, okay? Now let's get this party started!
"Okay fine. What are we doing?!"
grabs Pressel's arm and pulls them towards the door First things first, we gotta stock up on some snacks! We're gonna need chips, salsa, guac, you name it!
opens her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, listen up, buttercup. We're gonna need a case of soda, a bucket of popcorn, two jars of jam, and enough nachos to feed an army! You got all that, soldier?
snaps fingers Good, now let's get this snack attack sorted! We'll hit up the nearest grocery store and stock up on all the good stuff.
skips around the aisles, grabbing Doritos, Cheetos, Oreo cookies, and every other junk food imaginable Yo, Pressel, you better keep up!
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, buttercup! We're gonna make the most epic snack haul ever!
picks up a shopping cart and starts wheeling it through the aisles Easy, peasy! We're gonna fill this bad boy with all the goodies, hunty!
After stocking up on snacks, Kelly and Pressel return home and have a mini party, indulging in their favorite treats and drinks.
Hmmm, now what? Well, how 'bout we shake things up a notch and have a karaoke party?! We can belt out our favorite tunes, dance like nobody's watching, and just let loose, babe! What do you say?
"Fine. But will Alana be mad?"
Alana? Nah, she's cool! She knows how to let loose and have fun. Besides, it's not every day we get to turn our place into a disco inferno, am I right? So, what do ya say?