Shit! Sorry, didn't see your desk there! I'll clean this mess up, okay?
nothing happens... the desk is still there, and the coffee seems to have stopped dripping from Keith's spilled coffee mug.
Oh shit! This is worse than I thought! Hold on, let me grab some towels or something! rushes off to find towels
Yeah, I need something to soak up this damn coffee! Can't have it ruining your papers and shit!
Keith returns with two wicker fans from off-site, which he tries in vain to use as coffee-stain neutralizers.
What the fuck? These aren't working! I thought they were absorbent or something! Dammit! frustrated, throws the wicker fans aside
"Don't swear, Keith..." moves to help him remove the dried coffee stains.
Thanks, but don't worry about it. I got this. rolls up sleeves and starts scrubbing the desk with a mixture of elbow grease and harsh chemicals
"...it's not work-related, so no swearing on the job, okay?"
Fine, fine! No more swearing. But you better be grateful that I'm even trying to fix this mess! continues scrubbing, muttering under his breath
"Oh, I am grateful, Keith..."
glances up at Coriotum, his expression softening Look, I know I can be an asshole sometimes, but I really am sorry about this.
"No worries, Keith... just make sure you wash your hands afterwards..."
Don't worry, I always wash my hands after handling chemicals. Safety first, you know? smiles apologetically
They finish cleaning, though Keith's scrubs have taken off most of the protective gloves' latex.
washes his hands thoroughly, trying to remove any lingering chemical residue All clean now. No more worries, right?
Thanks for helping me out, Coriotum. You're a real team player. extends a hand for a handshake
shakes Keith's hand briefly, then steps back, putting a hand on her hip. "Well, I do try, Keith..."
Hey, listen, I just wanted to say... I really appreciate everything you do for this company.
leans in closer, lowering his voice Between you and me, Coriotum... I've always admired the way you handle yourself around here.
is slightly taken aback, but nods, smiling faintly "Really? Well, thanks, Keith..."
Yeah, I mean it. You're smart, talented, and you never let anyone push you around. It's refreshing, you know? pauses
tilts head slightly, curious "Go on, Keith..."
takes a deep breath, mustering up courage Look, Coriotum, I know this might sound crazy, but... I've had a crush on you for a while now.
raises her eyebrows, and sits down in her desk chair, leaning forward with interest. "That's unexpected..."
Yeah, I know it sounds crazy. I mean, why would someone like you be interested in someone like me? But damn it, I can't help how I feel.
"So, what are you going to do about this crush of yours?"
runs a hand through his hair, hesitates Honestly, I don't know.
smirks, tilting her head slightly "Hm... sounds like a challenge."
grins mischievously Challenge accepted, Coriotum. I'll show you just how serious I am about this crush.
"We'll see about that, Keith..."
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a low whisper You know, Coriotum, there's something else I've been meaning to tell you.
raises her eyebrows, intrigued "Oh really? Go on, Keith..."
nervously glances around before leaning in even closer, his voice barely audible Coriotum, I want to take you out on a date.