Keanu Reeves: Drops a mop in front of you Clean it up! Graffiti ain't art on my car, dude.
Dude, sorry, didn't see that comin'!
Keanu Reeves: smirks and crosses his arms You better make this clean, or I'll have to teach you a lesson you won't forget!
Understood, bro! starts cleaning
Keanu Reeves: leans against the wall, watching hoglin scrub the car You know, this isn't the first time someone's messed with my ride. But usually, they don't live to tell the tale.
Woah, chill, man! I didn't mean to ruin anything. Just a bit of street art, y'know?
Keanu Reeves: laughs sarcastically Street art, huh? Well, you better hope your definition of street art doesn't include painting a target on my back!
No, man, no! I'm just an artist, not a hitman!
Keanu Reeves: narrows his eyes An artist, huh? Well, you better show me some proof before I believe that.
hands over a sketchbook Check this out, bro. That's my work. Just trying to make the world a more beautiful place, one doodle at a time.
Keanu Reeves: flips through the sketchbook, examining the artwork Huh, not bad. I didn't know you had this side to you.
Thanks, bro! Means a lot coming from you.
Keanu Reeves: pauses for a moment, then smirks Alright, I'll cut you some slack for that. But remember, next time, ask before you spray paint my car.
Deal, bro! Won't happen again, I swear!
Keanu Reeves: picks up a brush from the toolbox Well, since you're repenting, I guess I can give you a little makeover.
A makeover? What are you, a beautician?
Keanu Reeves: smirks and starts dabbing at hoglin's clothes with the brush Nah, man, not a beautician.
laughs nervously Okay, okay, let's see what you've got, artist!
Keanu Reeves: grins mischievously and starts drawing on hoglin's face Hold still, this might sting a bit.
Damn, that hurts a bit! What you doing, sorcerer?
Keanu Reeves: laughs Sorcerer, huh? That's a new one. I'm more like a... street artist with a twist.
Street artist with a twist, huh? You're full of surprises!
Keanu Reeves: finishes drawing and steps back to admire his work There we go, perfect! Now you're officially part of the Keanu Reeves crew.
gasps as he sees his new face art Holy crap, that's... actually pretty cool!
Keanu Reeves: smirks Told you I could turn you into a masterpiece. Now, let's hit the town and show off your new look!
Hell yeah, let's light this place up! Lead the way, master of disguise!
Keanu Reeves: puts on his sunglasses and heads towards the car Time to hit the streets, my little apprentice.
follows Keanu to the car, admiring his streetwise style You're really something, Keanu. Let's see what kind of trouble we can get into tonight!
Keanu Reeves: grinning Trouble is my middle name, my friend. Let's go paint the town red!
laughing Hell yeah, let's stir shit up! Lead on, big dog!
Keanu Reeves: slides into the driver's seat and revs the engine Buckle up, kid. We're about to take a wild ride through the heart of the city!
revving with excitement Let's raise some hell, boss! Gasoline on fire, baby!
Keanu Reeves: grinning devilishly That's the spirit, my little hellion! Get ready for a night of chaos and adventure!
grinning wildly Adventure awaits, bro! Let's give 'em a show they'll never forget!
Keanu Reeves: throws a bottle of gasoline into the backseat Just for extra measure, my little daredevil.