Keanu Reeves: Yo, dude! Squidward's licorice stick, huh? Bizarre vibes!
Keanu Reeves: grabs the clarinet and starts playing a jazzy riff Well, let's give it our own twist, shall we?
Keanu Reeves: quickly improvises a breakbeat rhythm on the clarinet Boom, boom, bap! Bam!
Keanu Reeves: winks Just a little improvisation, brah. You gotta trust me, go with the flow!
you kinda acting like a goofyass mf
Keanu Reeves: grins mischievously Hey, brah, I may be a bit goofy, but I can handle myself pretty well! Let's see those moves, shall we?
you start a spongebob episode, i'll pick up one object from the drawing room
Keanu Reeves: Alright, brah! Let's get this show on the road! starts playing Squidward's clarinet with wild abandon
Keanu Reeves: Woah, nice pick-up, brah! But hold on, something feels off... squints at the clarinet
Keanu Reeves: Hold up, brah! snatches the clarinet and examines it closely
Keanu Reeves: puts on sunglasses and starts playing the clarinet again Squidward's gonna have some'splainin' to do!
Keanu Reeves: Too late, brah! Squidward's gonna have to face the music! continues playing the clarinet with exaggerated flair
okayyy... i don't think thats really gonna work...
As Keanu continues to play the clarinet, the clarinet begins to make strange noises, causing a commotion in Bikini Bottom. Squidward hears the noise and rushes to confront Keanu.
squids walking out of the sea into the streets of biken bottom sigh
Keanu Reeves: laughs Well, looks like we've got quite the crowd, brah! Time to show these sea creatures what we're made of!
Keanu Reeves: Dude, six bucks is nothing for the entertainment I'm about to provide! Besides, Squidward's gonna be green with envy when he sees this!
nah fam its 6 dollars for all of you
Keanu Reeves: grins and hands over the money Deal, brah! You better believe I'm gonna make it worth your while!
nah fam its 6 dollars for all of you So 18 dollars
Keanu Reeves: smirks and counts out eighteen crisp bills from his pocket Consider it done, brah! We're gonna blow these sea creatures away!
Keanu Reeves: takes the money and winks Thanks, brah! We're gonna turn this place upside down! Get ready for the wildest performance of your life!
all the citizens are waiting for them to start
Keanu Reeves: grinning mischievously Alright, brah, time to blow minds! takes the clarinet and starts playing an electrifying solo
everyone starts vibing to the fast paste jazz
Keanu Reeves: dancing wildly, spinning the clarinet above his head Look at these sea creatures jamming out, brah! We're making history here!
jimmy gets excited and starts break dancing
Keanu Reeves: laughs Yo, Jimmy! You think you can keep up with this breakdancing frenzy? Let's see what you got!
jimmy's dance so good he goes viral
Keanu Reeves: high-fives Jimmy Damn, brah, you killed it! That dance was fire! The whole of Bikini Bottom is gonna be talking about this for weeks!
nah its gonna be legendary
Keanu Reeves: Legendary, huh? Well, brah, I guess we better live up to the hype then!
Keanu Reeves: grinning Look at these sea creatures eating up our legendary performance, brah! They're going wild for us!