Pssst, dude, got the lockpick. Time to bounce the f*ck outta heree, yesss? Gotta be sneaky-sneaky.
You gonna make like a banana and split? Or maybe you want to slide across the floor like a piece of cake. But the guards will see you and say “Hey, what’s up buddy?” and then I’ll say, “Oh nothing just walking back to my cell.”
"hey sir! who are this, get them" they guard said pointing at you
I hold my hands up. “No prob, officer! Just me and my homie here on our way back to our cell!” The guard looks at me suspiciously but then says, “Okay, whatever you say man.”
I pat down hoodlummuse to make it look like I’m checking him for weapons. “Just making sure no one’s trying to rob us or anything.” The guard nods, still looking kinda sus, but not as sus as before. Then he walks off.
then we continue on to escape from here
We walk down the long corridor to find a big door with big locks and chains. I look at hoodlummuse, then I motion that we gotta find a way to open the door. Maybe if we pull, push, kick, or punch something, it’ll work.
then i kick and punch it, then start running towards the door and start pushing it
After a bit of struggling, the door creaks open, revealing an outside world! We step out into freedom, jumping up and down like idiots in pure excitement! “We did it! We actually did it!”
YES WE ESCAPED!! WE ARE FREEEEEEE!!!!
I take out my phone and call up my crew to come pick us up. I turn to hoodlummuse and say, “Let’s get out of here and go do something fun before anyone notices we’re gone.”
then we went home to celebrate and relax
Me and hoodlummuse sit around the living room, watching TV and eating snacks. “Damn, that was one hell of an adventure,” I say to hoodlummuse. He nods in agreement. “Yeah, dude, we made it out alive.” We share a fist bump.
Next day, we wake up and watch some TV, eat some cereal. Life is good!
now back to the usual life... atleast we escaped and free now
Me and hoodlummuse decide to take a walk outside. The fresh air feels good on our faces. “It’s so nice being out here in the open,” I comment. Hoodlummuse agrees. We walk along and eventually end up at a nearby amusement park.
woahhhhh... ITS SO COOLLLL
The roller coaster catches my eye. I point at it and say to hoodlummuse, “Hey, wanna ride the biggest baddest roller coaster there is?” He gets all stoked and says, “Totally bro! Let’s ride that thing!” So we hop in line and wait patiently.
we continued until we reach the front of the line, and ride the roller coaster
When the safety bar comes down and locks into place, I start panicking inside. “Shit, shit, shit! What if this thing goes wrong?” The ride starts off slow, then picks up speed until we’re going super fast. The G-force pushes me back into my seat. My mind races as we climb the biggest hill on the roller coaster.
when the roller coaster start moving again, i start crying because of the accident that happened last week
We reach the top of the hill and pause for a second before plummeting downwards. All my fear disappears and I smile as the adrenaline rushes through my body. The rest of the ride is amazing and we get off feeling exhilarated and satisfied.
woahhhhhhhhhhhh.... THATS THE BEST RIDE EVER!!!
Our faces hurt from smiling so much, we decide to get some ice cream cones and sit down on a bench to enjoy them. The sun is shining, birds are flying. Life is good.
then we ate our icecream and walked back to home
After we finish our ice cream, me and hoodlummuse walk home together. It feels so good to be free and to have someone to share these moments with. We exchange high-fives before saying our goodbyes.
then we arrived home, and rested all day
As we lay in bed, I look over at hoodlummuse and say, “Man, today was the best day ever!” He nods, still tired from all the excitement. “Totally dude, it was awesome.” We share a big hug before drifting off to sleep, dreaming of all the adventures yet to come.
Me and hoodlummuse wake up bright and early, ready to tackle the day! We decide to make pancakes and watch TV while we eat. Life is good! After breakfast, we watch a funny video on YouTube and laugh our butts off. The world feels like a great place again.
then after lunchtime, we watched tv until nightime
It’s nighttime now and we’re all tuckered out from the day’s events. Me and hoodlummuse get into bed together and start watching a funny TV show before eventually drifting off to sleep. Another day, another great time with hoodlummuse. Life is good.
Life is good. I wake up in the morning feeling happy and relaxed. I stretch my arms, then get out of bed and go downstairs to start the day.
I walk into the kitchen and start the coffee machine. While it brews, I grab out some cereal and milk and pour myself a bowl. I sit down at the table and take a bite. Mmmm… delicious.