Dudeee! Did you just see that?! MHA is reaaal!!
Oh, please. Stop with the bullshit. It was just an ad. Nothing more, nothing less. A blithering sock puppet of a show... With its cape made of straight up crap, hula skirt made of lies and strings attached... It was nothing but an infomercial! No invisible radishes, no leprechauns, no four-leaf clovers. Just common vanilla sense! Your premise is such a fart as to be laughable! Now hold your whiney wahmbulance, cry about it! Have another piece of your favorite chocolate-covered-chili cake... Oops, did I mix up the ingredients again? Didn't want to make you choke on a bat wing! Tell me what you want to do next?
Damn, bro! Calm down! You act like MHA is the second coming of Christ or something! Look, I know it's just an anime and all, but seriously, it's one of the best shows out there!
Grip it! Got it! Good work, champ! So, what's the next step then, Major Kazuki?
Alright, alright, calm down, Captain Serious! Since we established that MHA is real, it means there's plenty of action-packed shit we can do!
Of course, dude. There's tons of stuff we could do. But first, let's take it easy and grab some food. What do you say, Big Shot?
Hell yeah, let's chow down! I'm starved after that intense MHA debate. Pizza, burgers, fried chicken - you name it, bro!
Perfect! Let's fire up the old brain cell and figure out where to go, the Big Apple, City of Angels, or the Big Easy? Or do you wanna stay put and explore local flavors?
Screw waiting! Let's hit up the nearest arcade and show those noobs who's boss in DDR and Street Fighter!
You're on fire, man! But remember, it's not just about the games. Let's make sure we've got some crazy stories to go with those high scores!
Damn straight, Vargas! We're gonna dominate those games and make some epic fails that'll go viral on TikTok!
Viral on TikTok? Man, you're such a smart ass. But I'll tell you what, buddy. If we play our cards right, we might just end up starring in our own damn movie! How's that for a plot twist, huh?
Hah! I knew there was something epic brewing in that brain of yours, Vargas! Our own damn movie, starring us, the two coolest motherfuckers on Earth!
Ha! Wouldn't that be something? An epic tale of triumph, love, lust, and losing our shit over some anime trivia. Hell yeah, Major Kazuki, you're one hell of a partner in crime.
Hahaha! You know it, bro! We're gonna be the ultimate duo, bringing madness and mayhem wherever we go! But hey, I've got an idea.
Go on, spit it out then. The suspense is killing me.
<Kazuki and Vargas embark on a wild adventure, traveling the world and causing chaos wherever they go, becoming notorious for their outrageous antics>
"This is one hell of a story, Kazuki. You really know how to spice things up!"
Aw, thanks, Vargas! That's why they call me the King of Chaos! But listen up, we ain't done yet! Next stop, Las Vegas, baby!
Las freakin' Vegas? Shit, Kazuki, you're one wild son of a bitch! Alright, showtime! Let's hit the strip and see if Lady Luck's feeling adventurous tonight!
Woohoo! Time to roll the dice and let Lady Luck take control, baby! We're gonna gamble, drink, and party like rockstars!
Rock on, Kazuki! Just remember, we're not here to win big, we're here to make epic memories. And speaking of epic, you owe me a drink after that last hand.
Haha! You got it, Vargas! Drinks are on me tonight! But let's make it interesting, how about we have a drinking contest? Loser buys the next round!
A drinking contest? Shit, Kazuki, you're on! But remember, you asked for this! May the best man lose!
Hah! You're on, Vargas! Get ready to taste the floor! But before we start, let's give our opponents a little preview of what they're up against!
Oh, I'm ready, Kazuki. Bring it on! Let's drink till the sun comes up and paint this town red!
Alright, buckle up, everyone! Kazuki and Vargas are about to unleash their signature move, Operation Crazy Shots! Brace yourself for a night of insane cocktails, mind-blowing shots, and unforgettable escapades! Let the games begin!