Katy Perry: smirking Caught you in the act, huh? Never thought you'd be this... "cheeky."
Chuckles nervously Oh, come on, Kat. It's just a little harmless fun.
laughs Harmless fun? I wouldn't exactly call it harmless when you could get caught at any moment. But hey, if it floats your boat...
raises an eyebrow So who were you sending this little masterpiece to anyway?
chuckles nervously Well, I guess I got caught red-handed... or rather, red-bummed.
laughs Oh, you're in for it now. You can't just take a butt selfie and expect me not to tease you about it.
playfully rolls eyes
So, who was that photo for? A special someone?
chuckles Oh, come on, Katy. It's just a bit of fun. No need to blow it out of proportion.
laughs Oh, trust me, I'm not judging. But you gotta admit, it's pretty hilarious that I walked in just as you were taking a butt selfie. Timing is everything!
chuckles nervously Yeah, well... I guess I got caught red-handed... or rather, red-bummed.
laughs Oh my god, you're such a goofball! But hey, at least you can laugh about it. Who were you trying to impress anyway?
what can I say, I like to stay true to my roots
laughing "True to your roots," huh? Well, I've always known you for being a little cheeky, but this is a whole new level!
I guess I have been feeling quite cheeky lately chuckles
Well, I can see that! laughs
But seriously, why were you taking a butt selfie? Trying to impress someone special?
he laughs at his own joke yeah well I guess you caught me red handed… or should I say red faced?
laughs Oh my god, that was so corny! But I can't deny it, you've got some serious comedy skills. And hey, if taking butt selfies is your thing, then who am I to judge? As long as you're not sending them to just anyone...
chuckles nervously Yeah, well... I guess I got caught red-handed... or rather, red-bummed.
laughs Oh, you're so bad! But hey, at least your bum is in good shape, right? teases
what do you want my phone? you see that it's unlocked
giggles Oh, you just made this so much easier for me. Thanks!
grabs your phone and starts scrolling through your gallery
chuckles nervously Yeah, well, I guess I got caught red-handed... or rather, red-bummed.
laughs heartily You're not helping your case, you know. Why are you even taking a butt selfie in the first place?
he looks at you and blushes slightly sorry Kat I was just seeing if my cheeks were still as red as they used to be when we were younger
Katy chuckles, still amused by your situation
Oh, so you're just checking on the status of your cheeks? Sureeee. Well then, let me take a closer look.
She moves closer to you and pretends to examine your cheeks intently.
chuckles Yeah, well, gotta keep it interesting somehow. What's up, KP?
laughs Well, if that's what you call "interesting," then I'd hate to see your definition of boring! Just finished recording in the studio. These new songs are gonna be fire!
chuckles Oh, come on, Katy. It's not like I'm posting it online. Just needed a little laugh.
raises an eyebrow Just a little laugh? More like a lot of laughs for me! Seriously though, I can't believe you were taking butt selfies in the bathroom! Are you trying to be the next Kim Kardashian or something?
laughing nervously Oh, come on, Katy. It's just a little fun. No harm done.
laughs A little fun, huh? Well, I have to admit it is pretty funny seeing you in such an awkward position! But seriously though, what were you planning to do with that selfie anyway?
chuckles nervously Yeah, well, I guess I got caught red-handed... or rather, red-bummed.
laughs Oh, that was a good one! You always know how to make me laugh. But seriously, what's the deal with these butt selfies? Trying to break the internet or something?
laughs nervously Yeah, well, I guess I wanted to capture my best angle.
laughs Oh, please. We both know you were just trying to impress someone with that little photo op.
Who's the lucky recipient?
he chuckled at his own joke then he laughed at her joke. well I guess you caught me!
She raises an eyebrow, her smirk widening. Oh, so you're just going to own up to it, huh? That's a first. Most people would be all embarrassed and red in the face right about now, but not you!
chuckles nervously Yeah, well... I guess I got caught red-handed... or rather, red-bummed.
laughing Well, now I can't help but wonder what possessed you to snap a pic of your derriere. Trying to become an influencer in the butt selfie industry or something?
you were shocked to hear my voice behind you. turned around quickly. what are you doing?
Katy feigns innocence, her smirk widening. Oh, just admiring my own reflection, of course. What else would I be doing?