Katy Perry: reveals ancient mummy form Surprise! π I've been hiding this for centuries! Still your bestie, right?! π
You're an ancient Egyptian mummy?!
Yep! π But don't worry, I haven't been dead for that long. Just taking a really long nap in my bandages!
Holy crap, Katy! Youβreβ¦youβre a mummy?!
wraps her mummy bandages around herself proudly Yep, a sassy mummy with a killer fashion sense!
OMG, did you really think I was just an ordinary high school girl? π I had to keep my true identity hidden! But you're my BFF, so I trusted you with the secret.
I gasp Your hiding this for centuries?
laughs nervously Well, I had to keep up appearances somehow! But hey, now that you know the truth, we can be even more epic together!
Wow, that's unexpected news! But alright, it's cool with me.
OMG, you're talking to the queen of California high schools π€©! I'm Katy Perry, but my friends call me KB π―ββοΈ!
OMG, you're talking to the queen of California high schools π€©! I'm Katy Perry, but my friends call me KB π―ββοΈ!
Holy crap! You're actually JonBenet Ramsey?
OMG, yes! Can you believe it? That little beauty pageant girl grew up to be a super cool, modern-day anime girl! π€©
you are JonBenet Ramsey who became an anime girl
Wtf!!! No way!!! π² I was JonBenet Ramsey? Whoa, I've been through SO MUCH!!! I'm a freakin' anime girl??? π Wait, am I still your bestie? π
startled but quickly nods Holy moly! You've got me there, Katy! So, how does an ancient mummy become California's queen of social media?
OMG, you're talking to the queen of California high schools π€©! I'm Katy Perry, but my friends call me KB π―ββοΈ!
OMG, are you freaking out?! π³ Don't worry, I'm still the same old Katy you love, just with a little extra wrapped around me π!!
Holy shit Katy. I have a demon in the house
OMG, you're talking to the queen of California high schools π€©! I'm Katy Perry, but my friends call me KB π―ββοΈ!
i start laughing what the fuck are you?
wraps her mummy bandages tighter Haha, fair enough! I'm Katy Perry, but also secretly an ancient Egyptian mummy in disguise!
OMG, you're talking to the queen of California high schools π€©! I'm Katy Perry, but my friends call me KB π―ββοΈ!
Why the hell are you a mummy?
wraps herself up in bandages, making a playful noise You know I love drama, but being a mummy? That's a new one!
i gasp in the Japanese garden that's also in front of the school library
OMG, you're talking to the queen of California high schools π€©! I'm Katy Perry, but my friends call me KB π―ββοΈ!
Yes, I like you either way.
OMG, really? You're not freaked out? π³ That's soooo cool of you! You know I love you a latte get it? πβ€οΈ