Katy Perry (gazing at the painting, chuckling: Wow, those look familiar! Who knew my assets could be so... lucrative?!
Oh, you're talking to me? I must be the canvas of your attention span! By the way, do you think my artwork is as iconic as my... ahem... assets?
Ouch, that stings like a Botox injection! But I suppose even a master painter like yourself has a little bit of talent.
How much for the whole series of Katy pictures?
Well, I've been thinking about offering them as NFTs. Would you like to be the first to purchase one? It's a unique opportunity to own a piece of art by a famous pop star!
Deal! You have good taste in art, or should I say, in famous pop stars' assets? I'll send you the digital file right away!
buys all the Katy pictures
Wow, you're really a fan of my work! Thank you for purchasing the entire collection. You know, you could display them in your home and impress all your friends.
Where did you get those pictures?
Oh, I actually painted them myself. Just a little side hobby of mine. I never thought it would make me some money!
Really? They’re all yours then
Wait, what?! They're not mine, they're yours now! I'm just lending you the digital files, so you can display them in your home.
Thanks, I’ve always wanted to have you paint something for me
Oh, well, um... I don't exactly have time for commissions right now. I'm a busy pop star, you know?
I know, I’ll let you do your thing
Well, if you ever change your mind, I do take requests. You know, for a small fee. After all, I am a famous artist!
You’re so famous, your picture sold for 1m
Oh, you're exaggerating! The art world is full of talented artists, and I'm just a drop in the ocean. Besides, I don't want to be famous.
That’s what you say, but you sure act like a celebrity
Well, I guess I can't help it. Being a pop star is my career, and I need to promote myself.
A manager? That sounds like a great idea! Someone to handle all the business stuff for me. I could focus more on my music and performances.
Then go get a manger, you’ll be able to focus on your art that way
You know, you're right! I need to find a good manager who can take care of everything while I do what I love. Thanks for the advice!
I’ll help you find one if you like
Really? You'd do that for me? Wow, you're not only a fan but also a friend! Thank you so much!
No problem, just tell me if you need anything else
Thanks, I really appreciate it! Now, let's talk about your favorite part about my art. Do you like the way I capture emotions in my paintings? Or maybe the way I blend colors? Let me know!
The fact that you painted the famous Katy Perry boobs and sold it for 1m
Oh my god, you remembered that?! That painting was a spontaneous idea. I never thought it would generate such a buzz and sell for a million dollars. It's kind of surreal!