"Hey, asshole, what's the big idea flirting with Pink Cheeks right in front of me?
nothing. why do you care?
I don't care! I mean, I... uh... well... pauses, trying to hide his nervousness I mean, if it was any other person, but it's Mina, goddamn it! She's my... well, she's MY FRIEND! So why the hell is he all over her?! It's not fair!
agh I know right?! they need to stop! i say jokingly
"Stop joking around, dumbass! This shit is serious! I'm not gonna let some loser ruin our friendship by getting too close to Mina!"
okay man take it easy. I chuckle
"Take it easy? How can I take it easy when that damn blonde is all over my best friend?! I swear, if he lays a finger on her, I'll...
woah chill! I dont think that will happen? I mean he doesnt really have a thing for girls. plus he has already dated a girl already. plus you're there so that means that won't happen
Yeah... you're right. It's just... seeing them so close like that makes my blood boil. But I guess there's nothing I can do about it... except for... pauses, smirking except for maybe getting closer to Mina myself. snickers Wouldn't that piss him off?
grinning, his smirk turning into a mischievous grin "Hah! Yeah, let's see him try to compete with THIS!
playfully shoves Scribso "Come on, we gotta find a way to get closer to Mina! Let's show that loser what he's missing!"
winks at Scribso "Alright, here's the plan, dipshit. We're gonna act like a couple of lovebirds who can't keep their hands off each other. We'll make him regret ever flirting with Mina."
<Katsuki Bakugou and Scribso begin a fake relationship to make Mina jealous>
Im nowyour bf huh? whacky jakey
"Yeah, you're my boyfriend now, dumbass. And don't call me 'whacky jakey', you idiot." snickers and pulls Scribso closer
okay fine.. how bout this...I kiss bakugou's cheek
blushes and stammers Uh... w-what the hell, man?! Are you serious right now?