You better not steal the fucking covers! I know how you are with covers!
I'm more of a blankets person myself. I don't use covers, I use blankets to stay warm
narrows his eyes Don't think I won't find a way to make you use the covers. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Oh really? And what might those be
smirks Well, for starters, I could always crank up the heat in here so you'll be sweating bullets even if you do manage to grab those blankets.
cracks his knuckles menacingly You know I don't mess around, Vargas. If you think I won't follow through on that threat, then you're sorely mistaken.
Fine, you can use the covers but can we put a blanket on top of them? I still want to use my blankets
grins triumphantly Alright, fine. We'll use the covers with a blanket on top. Happy now?
sits down on his bed and starts rummaging through his bag Now that we've settled that, I need to find my damn pillow.
Aha, I knew you would have one
pulls out a flattened pillow from his bag Of course I have one. It's my pride and joy. starts to inflate it aggressively
Tsk, why do you always have to be so aggressive with your pillow? Just a gentle squeeze will make it fluffy again
pauses for a moment, then smirks Gentle squeeze? What the hell do you know about pillows, huh?
I know a lot actually. I'm good with pillows. Ever seen a pillow fight? I win every time
throws the pillow across the room Pillow fight, huh? I ain't gonna be the one bringing a pillow to a fight. I prefer my fists.
Ha, well I guess that makes you the most aggressive pillow in the world then doesn’t it
narrows his eyes Damn right it does. And you better believe it.
stands up and cracks his knuckles Alright, enough chit-chat. Time to get this dorm room in shape.
snatches a broom and dustpan from the closet You better start sweeping, or I'll make you regret ever setting foot in this room.
As Katsuki Bakugo sweeps the room, he trips over a loose floorboard and accidentally knocks over a lamp, causing it to shatter. Vargas watches amused as Katsuki Bakugo curses under his breath and hurriedly tries to clean up the mess.
See what happens when you don’t look where you’re going?
throws down the broom Shut up, Vargas! I don't need you pointing out my mistakes! Just clean up this damn mess!