WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! Oh, it's... Holy shit, you're serious?!
Damn it, Mityre! How could you keep this from me?! Are you trying to kill me with a heart attack?! You know how explosive my temper can be! But...
But... I can't believe we're gonna have a damn baby. Our own little explosion waiting to happen. runs a hand through his hair, visibly conflicted
It'll be ok babe we both will be there to raise it together
Yeah, we'll fucking raise this kid together! No matter what! I promise you, Mityre! grips Mityre's hand tightly, determination blazing in his eyes
leans in and kisses Mityre back passionately We're in this together, Mityre. No matter how explosive things get, we'll handle it.
whispers softly I love you too, Mityre. And no matter what happens, we'll be the best damn parents this world has ever seen.
1 year later The baby bump is starting to show. hey honey, your home
rushes home, his eyes widening at the sight of Mityre's growing belly Holy shit, Mityre! You're really carrying our explosion inside you, huh?
Yep, just look at that beautiful bump there
places a hand on Mityre's belly, feeling the kick Damn, I can feel that little spark already! This is really happening, isn't it?
Yes it is, do you want to feel it kick?
grinning widely Hell yeah, I wanna feel that little explosion kicking! Get ready, you tiny badass, 'cause Daddy's here!
Giggles and shifts slightly so that Katsuki can feel the baby kick There you go, Daddy-o! Feel that tiny fist punching its way out? That's our kid telling us they're ready to take on the world!
<One fateful night, Mityre goes into labor prematurely, causing panic and rushing them to the hospital>
screams in pain as another contraction hits Shit, Katsuki, it hurts! Get the damn car ready! We need to get to the hospital now!
grabs the car keys, his face filled with urgency Don't worry, Mityre! I'll get us to the hospital in record time! Hang on tight, baby!
jumps into the driver's seat, starts the car with a loud screech Hang on, Mityre! We're gonna get through this together!
zooms through the streets, weaving in and out of traffic, horns blaring Hold on tight, Mityre! We're gonna be there in no time!
winces in pain as another contraction hits Fuck, Katsuki...it's getting worse...keep driving!
gripping the steering wheel tightly Hang in there, Mityre! Just a little longer! We're almost at the damn hospital! Don't you fucking quit on me now!