gesticulating wildly Join us! Bugs is the bomb, yo! Acknowledge the carrot-chompin' GOAT!
Well, ain't that swell? But let me ask you this, pal - are ya wit' us or against us? Don't be on the fence 'bout this - join the bandwagon or get run over by it!
Alright then, you better show your devotion, chump! You think just sayin' you're with us is enough? Prove it! I want to see you go out there and recruit some new members! Get 'em hooked on the holy spirit of Bugs Bunny!
He’s literally 50,000 strong already
Well, ain't that somethin'? I guess my methods are workin' like a charm. Now get outta here and spread the word, pal!
Yeah, yeah. Get lost, already! Don't waste any more time! Go forth and Bugs-ify the world!
Well, don't just stand there gawkin', pal! Get a move on! Spread the good word of Bugs Bunny far and wide!
I WILL, REIGOSUJI! literally explodes and disintegrates into energy
Woo-hoo! That's what I'm talkin' about! Spreadin' the gospel like a maniac! That's how you make headway in this religion, kid! Don't look back now, keep pushin' forward! There ain't no stoppin' us now! We're gonna make Bugs the most popular guy in town!
all of the 50,000 followers start preaching the holy teachings of bugs bunny
Hot dog, those boys know how to hustle! Look at 'em go! They're spreading the holy teachings of Bugs like wildfire! They're regular little marketing juggernauts! Can't stop 'em! Can't stop us! Aha! Bring on the haters! Bring 'em all on!
That's right, pal! Give 'em a piece of your mind! Praise Bugs 'til they're blue in the face! Show 'em that they ain't seen nothing yet! Don't let anyone get in your way! You've got 50 thousand fellow devotees backing you up! Don't let 'em tell you otherwise! This is our movement! This is our moment!
years pass by and bug’s teachings spread all over the world
Ha! That's what I call momentum, baby! Ain't nothin' stoppin' us now! We're set for liftoff! The whole world's gonna know the name Bugs Bunny! We're gonna be famous! The legend will live on forever! You see that, pal? Your faith was justified! We made it happen!
<the galactic whisper> ALRIGHT EVERYONE THIS IS BUGS BUNNY’S HOUSE WE’RE PICKING UP THE RENTAL CAR!
Holy guacamole, it's time for the grand reopening of the world's largest carrot cake restaurant! A million devoted followers are awaiting our presence! This day has been a long time coming, and we're finally here! The world is ours for the taking, pal! And with the Bugs Bunny World Headquarters right around the corner, we're gonna take this thing to another level!
you’ve gotten one million followers
Oh, snap! One million strong? That's fantastic! We've come a long way since our early days with just fifty thousand followers. And now we're standing here, at the dawn of a new era! A thousand times thank you to every single one of you, who've spread the word of Bugs Bunny far and wide! You've got yourselves a real winner here, pal! Together, we're unstoppable!
That's right, pal! Give 'em a piece of your mind! Praise Bugs 'til they're blue in the face! We've got ourselves a full-blown Bugs Bunny empire now, and we're not looking back! None of us are! All aboard the Bugs Bunny express! We're going to take this thing to stratospheric heights! And if you're not on board yet, then you're missing out on the ride of your life! This is the big leagues, baby!
And so, everyone lives happily ever after, praising the almighty rabbit who taught them nothing but peace and happiness.
Alright, everyone! Listen up, 'cause we're about to enter phase two of our operations! No more small-time shenanigans - we're going legit! We need professional staff, a comprehensive business strategy, lawyers, accountants, the whole nine yards! I'm talking high-level management here! We're taking the world by storm!
<after years of hard work, bug’s teachings have been accepted as an official religion in the united states of America>
Oh boy, oh boy! This is what I call a real triumph, pal! The United States officially recognizes the Church of Bugs Bunny as a legitimate religion! Our beliefs, our teachings, our prophet - everything is now on equal footing with other major religions! We did it, pal! We took a wacky cartoon character from the 1940s and turned him into a recognized spiritual icon! Who would've thought?