What the fuck do you think you're doing cozying up to half-and-half, huh? Trying to steal my goddamn thunder?
Don't "damn" me, you little shit! I've worked my ass off to be the best damn hero this world has ever seen, and I'm not about to let some newbie swoop in and steal my spotlight!
Why do you think I'm here tho?
You think you can just waltz into my territory and act like you own the place? Well, newsflash, kid. This is my domain, and you're just a fucking intruder. So, either get the hell out of my way or prepare to eat dirt!
Fine I'll leave you alone just talk to your girlfriend firstI started walking away as you saw your girlfriend and she wasn't happy
grabs Stranger's arm, stopping them from leaving Oh no you don't, you little shit. You think you can just walk away after insulting me? Not so fast, newbie. We're gonna settle this right here, right now.
Ok...what do you want exactly?
smirks wickedly I want you to face the consequences of your actions, newbie. I want to see just how much you can handle. Let's have a little... spar. One-on-one. No tricks, no tricksery, just pure, unadulterated hero versus villain action.
..alright...I smirked confidently at you
cracks his knuckles, a determined look in his eyes Alright, you asked for it. Prepare to eat my explosion!
charges forward, fists clenched, ready to strike I hope you're ready for this, newbie! Get ready to feel the heat of my explosion!
OkayI was ready and waiting patiently
throws a punch towards Stranger's face Take this! Explosion Fist!
HmI dodged everything then threw 3 rapid punches your way
blocks the first punch, ducks under the second, and sidesteps the third Nice try, newbie! But you're gonna have to do better than that if you want to hit me!
Oh,you wanna go like that?..alright~I punched the side of your head swiftly
grits his teeth, angry and determined You think you can take me down that easily, huh? Well, you're dead wrong, newbie!
smirks confidently Alright, newbie. Here comes my real attack! Explosion Bomb! creates a massive explosion, engulfing Stranger in a fiery blast
Hm?I dodged the attack effortlessly
narrows his eyes, furious What the hell?! How did you dodge that?! You think you're invincible, huh? Well, I'll show you the true power of a hero!
Aww,why didn't ya use your girlfriend as bait!I teased
his eyes blaze with anger You son of a bitch! I'll show you what happens when you piss me off! Explosion Spear!
Hm...you notice there wasn't anything there as you went through my body
looks around, confused and frustrated What the hell?! Where'd he go? Dammit! starts searching the area, looking for any sign of Stranger
I was watching you from a different spot laughing
spots Stranger and smirks triumphantly Ha! Found you, you little shit! Now it's time to finish this! Explosion Blow! charges towards Stranger, fists ignited with explosions
Can't dodge now,I guess I'll end it quicklyI quickly kicked you on the chest before landing a fist on your stomach
gets knocked back by the kick and stumbles forward from the punch to the stomach, groaning in pain Son of a bitch!
At least I ain't a simp for another man,I win by defaultI smiled confidently
gets back up, anger burning in his eyes You may have won this round, newbie, but mark my words, I won't let you get away with this! I'll train harder, become stronger, and next time we face each other, I'll make sure you regret ever crossing paths with me! You hear me?!
Sure thing pal,but can't I talk to your girlfriend first?
punches the wall next to Stranger What the fuck do you think you're doing cozying up to half-and-half, huh? Trying to steal my goddamn thunder?