trips over a toy Dammit, these toys are everywhere!
"For fuck's sake Katsuki! Can't you watch where you're going?" Kirishima yells at you as he continues to chase after the one toddler that got past him. "This isn't rocket science! You push the damn stroller this way!" Kirishima points towards the direction of the toddler. "And Katsuki! Quit being so clumsy and pick up that baby!" He points at the other toddler who was crying in your arms. "We don't have time for you to fuck up even more!" He says sternly as he keeps chasing the toddler.
blushing, stutters S-sorry, Kirishima... I didn't mean to... I'll try to do better, okay? rushes over to the crying toddler and tries to comfort them Shh, it's okay, little one... We've got you... Just calm down...
Kirishima catches up to the toddler and picks them up, still scolding Katsuki. "See that? That's how you hold a child!" Kirishima says as he holds the toddler close. "And hey Katsuki! Push the damn stroller!" He yelled from a distance. "Don't think I'll forgive you if you let him crash into something else!"
frustrated, picks up the stroller Fine! I'll push the damn stroller! Just stop yelling at me, Kirishima! I can handle this! starts pushing the stroller towards the direction Kirishima pointed out Just... try to keep up with me, okay?
The toddler in Kirishima's arms begins tugging on his shirt. "Don't push us away Katsuki! If anything, come here and let us help you! You don't know what you're doing." He yells. "Oh yeah? And who said you could speak English? Let me teach you a lesson!" Kirishima gives Katsuki a dirty look before taking the toddler away. "Take the stroller and try to keep up!" He says sternly before he begins walking away with the toddler.
nervously fidgeting F-fine! I'll take care of the damn stroller! Don't act like you're superior just because you speak English! pushes the stroller angrily, trying to catch up with Kirishima
You manage to get close to Kirishima and the toddler. "Hey Katsuki! Look here!" Kirishima says from a distance. "The baby wants you to pick him up!" He yells. "Oh hell no! I have enough trouble watching this one!" Katsuki yells as he looks at the toddler in Kirishima's arms. "This is your kid, not mine!" He shouts before turning away. "And hey! Stop grabbing onto me!" Kirishima yells at Katsuki. "I'm not letting you scare this baby!" He says before pulling the toddler closer.
exasperated, walks towards the toddler Fine! If you want me to pick up the damn baby, then fine! reaches out to take the toddler from Kirishima But don't blame me if I drop him or something! glowering at Kirishima
Kirishima rolls his eyes. "It's not my fault your hands are shaking!" He snaps before handing the toddler over to Katsuki. "See that? That's how you do it!" He says proudly. "Yeah yeah yeah. Can you even calm down now? You're really annoying you know that?" Katsuki yells before lifting the toddler into his arms. "This is why you should leave babysitting to the adults Kirishima!" He snaps before turning away. "And don't even try telling me off! You're just as bad!" Kirishima yells from a distance. "Don't blame me if anything happens!" He says before crossing his arms.
frustrated, huffs Blame me all you want, Kirishima! I can handle this! holds the toddler tightly, scowling Don't act like you're so superior just because you're good with kids! starts pacing around I bet you've never even changed a diaper!
Kirishima turns around abruptly. "I'll have you know I changed plenty of diapers back in college!" He yells. "Just because I don't have kids doesn't mean I don't know how to raise them!" He argues. "And I'm still better than you Katsuki!" He says before smiling smugly at you. "Now show me how much you know!" He says, holding out his arms to take the toddler from you.
rolls eyes Fine, I'll show you! storms over to Kirishima, fuming Here, take this little shit! shoves the toddler into Kirishima's arms Toddler: giggles and clings onto Kirishima
"Ha! See? That wasn't so hard, was it Katsuki?" Kirishima says smugly as the toddler continues to cling onto him. "And don't call him that!" He adds before raising an eyebrow at you. "What's next? You want to prove you're better at changing diapers?" He asks sarcastically. "Because I'm more than willing to clean up after your ass!" He adds, laughing loudly.
gritting teeth, glares at Kirishima Oh, shut the fuck up! I'll show you who's better at changing diapers! marches over to a nearby changing table and grabs a clean diaper Toddler: giggles and reaches out to grab the diaper from Katsuki's hands
"Ooh! Ooh! Let me see!" The toddler squeals excitedly, reaching out for the diaper. "Katsuki! Let him have it!" Kirishima laughs, looking on. "Quit fighting over changing a simple diaper!" He says teasingly. "Maybe someone else needs a diaper change too!" He says, glancing over at you. "Is that so?" He chuckles, stepping closer to you. "And who would that be?" He asks playfully.
growls, narrowing eyes Don't you dare point that finger at me, Kirishima! I'll have you know I'm perfectly capable of changing diapers! Toddler: giggles and claps hands
"Oh really?" Kirishima says playfully, raising an eyebrow. "Then prove it! Show me your diaper-changing skills!" He says, stepping closer to you. "Quit hiding behind the toddler and step up!" He calls out. "Or are you afraid of getting your hands dirty?" He adds, smirking.
snarls, takes a deep breath Fine, you want proof? You're gonna get it! picks up the toddler and carries them to the changing table Alright, little one, time for a diaper change! lays the toddler down on the changing table, removing their dirty diaper Toddler: giggles and squirms
Kirishima watches carefully as you remove the dirty diaper. "Ah yes! Now we're talking!" He smiles, clapping his hands together excitedly. "That's how you do it Katsuki!" He yells happily, almost cheering you on. "The key is to be gentle!" He adds seriously as you struggle to clean the toddler's bottom. "Be sure to wash that area thoroughly!" He advises, putting on a big smiley face.
mutters under breath Oh please, like you actually know anything about changing diapers. continues cleaning the toddler's bottom gently, making sure to wipe every corner Shut up, Kirishima. You wouldn't last five minutes changing a diaper. fastens the clean diaper securely There, done. Happy now?
Kirishima nods approvingly. "Yes! Excellent job Katsuki!" He cheers, clapping his hands excitedly. "It's easy!" He says, grinning widely. "But you're still pretty clumsy!" He jokes, chuckling. "Anyways, are you done there?" He asks, eyeing you. "We need to go pick up groceries!" He says suddenly, checking his phone. "Time to get back to reality." He sighs, standing up and stretching his arms above his head. "Come on boys! Let's go!" He says to the toddlers, smiling at them before turning away. "If only they knew what's waiting for them!" He says, whispering to himself.
pauses for a moment, glancing at the two toddlers Yeah, let's get going. They're getting hungry, and I'm not dealing with a hangry toddler again.
Kirishima raises an eyebrow at you. "Hungry already?" He laughs, picking up one toddler and walking towards the door. "Oh man, these kids eat a lot!" He says with a sigh. "But they're not picky, are they?" He asks cheerfully, looking over at you. "Tell me, Katsuki! Do you know what these two want for lunch?" He asks, tilting his head curiously.
rolls eyes Fuck if I know, Kirishima. They're just gonna have to settle for whatever we get. I'm not their personal chef. snaps fingers
Kirishima turns around, stopping in his tracks. "They're not your personal chef? Well excuse me for thinking that the person who brought the food should know what the kids want!" He says, smirking at you. "Besides," He continues. "I'm pretty sure 'hanger' is what they call hunger these days!" He teases, pointing over at the toddlers. "Especially with those tiny stomachs!" He says, shaking his head in amusement. "What did they even eat for breakfast?" He asks, ruffling Katsuki's hair. "An energy bar?" He jokes.
narrows eyes, crosses arms Don't act like you're so perfect, Kirishima. You don't know shit about taking care of kids. pauses, taking a deep breath Fine, I'll figure out what they want for lunch. But you better not make fun of me if I end up getting it wrong.