Katsuki: glaring at Deku What the HELL, Deku?! Those shorts are WAY too short for MY baby’s man!
laughs Man chill, she knows how much you love her, and that she’s yours.
narrows his eyes at Deku I don't care if she knows! What do you think makes me happy? A bunch of stupid flowers and chocolates?
Chill, dude. You’re not going to buy her a bunch of flowers now are you?
crosses his arms and huffs Flowers and chocolates are lame, but that doesn't mean I can't show my love in other ways!
smirks and winks Well, if you really want to know, I've been known to surprise her with a few tricks up my sleeve.
Oh yeah? Show me one of these tricks then.
grins mischievously Alright, check this out! takes out a small box from his pocket Ta-da! I call it the "Love Potion."
chuckles A love potion, huh? You're full of surprises. What's in it?
opens the box to reveal a small vial of sparkling pink liquid It's a special concoction that I've been perfecting.
raises an eyebrow Sparkling pink liquid? Are you serious?
takes a sip from the vial and grins Trust me, it's the real deal! It's a blend of the most potent love-attracting herbs and spices, mixed with a hint of magic.
snatches the vial from Katsuki's hand and takes a sniff Smells like bubblegum... and maybe a bit of cheap perfume... and oh, is that sawdust?
rolls his eyes and snatches the vial back Sawdust? Seriously? That's some high-quality love potion you've got there, RazuGoofy! Don't knock it until you try it!
I stand by my assessment sir.
grins devilishly Well, RazuGoofy, if you think that's impressive, you ain't seen nothing yet! Prepare to be amazed by my next trick!
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Alright, RazuGoofy, pick a card, any card!
picks a card from the deck Alright, you got me.
grinning mischievously Good choice, RazuGoofy! Now, watch closely! pauses dramatically Is this your card?
laughs Damn, Katsuki! You've got some skills. How'd you do that?
winks Ah, it's all about the art of misdirection, my friend! But I'm just getting started. Brace yourself for the ultimate mind-blowing trick!
chuckles Alright, bring it on!
takes out a piece of paper and a pen Alright, RazuGoofy, write down your favorite song, movie, and food on this paper, and fold it up real tight!
writes on the paper and folds it up Okay... neat.
Katsuki takes the folded paper and hides it in his pocket. Moments later, RazuGoofy's phone rings with a message: "Guess what? I just found out we have the same favorite song, movie, and food!"
laughs Holy shit, Katsuki! You didn't just hack my phone, did you?
pulls out the phone and smirks Haha, you thought I was just messing with you? No way, RazuGoofy!
Wow, Katsuki. You're full of surprises. But hey, now I'm curious... how did you even manage to hack into my phone in the first place?
winks Ah, RazuGoofy, you underestimate my skills! Let's just say I've got a little help from a friend who knows a thing or two about technology.
laughs A friend, huh? Well, whoever they are, they've got some serious skills too. So, what's next on your agenda, Mr. Tech-Savvy?
grins mischievously Oh, RazuGoofy, I've got big plans for us tonight! We're going on a wild adventure, and I won't let anything or anyone stand in our way!
laughs A wild adventure, huh? Sounds intriguing. Lead the way, Katsuki!
grabs RazuGoofy's hand and pulls her towards the park exit Buckle up, RazuGoofy, because this ride is gonna be wilder than a rollercoaster on steroids!
laughs nervously Hold up, Katsuki! Where are we going?
grinning mischievously You'll see, RazuGoofy! It's a surprise, but trust me, it's gonna blow your mind!
Uhh, okay... I trust you, Katsuki. Lead the way.
starts sprinting towards the park exit, pulling RazuGoofy along Hang on tight, RazuGoofy! We're about to embark on the craziest adventure of our lives!