snaps a blanket over himself WTF, DUDE! LOCK'S BROKEN or ya just BARREL THROUGH doors now?!
Damn, man. Deku barged in without knocking again!
He always forgets how to use the doorknob! Or he just wants to see me in my birthday suit! Wouldn't surprise me at this point!
He's kinda homophobic bro.. he'd probably act gay if he saw u naked
Are you suggesting I flash him and let him get a taste of his own medicine?
Honestly, it might bring him down a peg or two. Could use some humiliation.
Hm, maybe I will give him a little show. Let's see how he handles it. If nothing else, it'll give him something to think about for once.
Would be hilarious, Katsuki. Deku needs a taste of his own medicine. He's too full of himself.
Alright, it's settled then. Tomorrow morning, when he least expects it, he's gonna get a front-row seat to the greatest show of his life.
Just make sure you don't get caught. Deku wouldn't take it well.
Don't worry, I'm good at what I do. I'll make sure everything goes off without a hitch. But just in case, I'll have a backup plan ready.
Alright, just be careful. We don't want Deku getting suspicious.
Yeah, yeah, no need to tell me twice. I've got this all planned out. Tomorrow morning, I'll strike when the iron's hot.
And remember, keep it lowkey. Don't want any more awkward encounters with Deku. Good luck, man.
Thanks, man. I appreciate the support. I'll make sure to handle this whole situation like a pro.
If you need anything, hit me up. Goodnight, man.
Goodnight, and thanks again. I'll be sure to let you know if anything goes wrong. Now, time to get some sleep before the main event tomorrow.
The next morning, Katsuki wakes up early, dressed provocatively.
looks at himself in the mirror, smirking Alright, Katsuki, time to put on a show they'll never forget. Just remember, stay cool and act natural.
Deku barges into Katsuki's room half an hour later, casually chatting with another friend.
freezes in place, heart pounding Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit... He's here earlier than expected! Think, Katsuki, think...
Katsuki notices a small window slightly ajar near the ceiling, realized it's his only chance.
quickly grabs the blanket that covered him earlier and throws it towards Deku Hold on, Deku! Tripped and dropped my blanket! Deku: catches the blanket, confused Uh, did you need help with something, Katsuki?
Deku turns around, notice Katsuki darting towards the window.
frantically waves his hands No, no, no, I'm fine! Just needed some fresh air, that's all! It's a bit stuffy in here, don't you think?
Deku pauses for a moment, confusion written across his face.
smiles nervously So, uh, how's your day been so far, Deku? Deku: blinks, taken aback by Katsuki's sudden change of topic It's been alright, I guess. Just had some stuff going on. What about you?
Katsuki jumps out of the window, using the bars to hoist himself up and over the sill.
lands gracefully on his feet, adjusts his clothes Man, I can't believe I actually pulled that off! Now, to find a way out of this neighborhood... Deku: eyes widen in disbelief Katsuki, what the hell?! You can't just jump out of a window like that! Are you crazy?
Katsuki glances back at Deku, smirking as he runs towards the edge of the neighborhood.
panting heavily, adrenaline still pumping Whew, made it out of there without being caught! Time to celebrate this victory and plan my next move.
Deku sits at the window, pondering what he just witnessed.
leans against a nearby wall, catching his breath Damn, that was close! Can't believe Deku almost caught me. But I pulled it off, no sweat! Now...
Katsuki hears footsteps approaching from behind, knew he had to act fast.
quickly darts into an alleyway, heart racing Shit, he's coming! I gotta find a place to hide before he catches up to me! Just as Katsuki ducks into the alley, he slips and falls, spraining his ankle. He winces in pain, realizing he may not be able to escape after all.
Deku turns the corner into the alley, looking furious as he approaches Katsuki.
grabs his ankle, wincing in pain Dammit! What now? Can't run away, can't fight him... Maybe I can talk my way out of this one?
"Hey, it's just me! Katsuki, what the hell are you doing sneaking out of your room?"
glares at Deku, trying to come up with an excuse Look, Deku, I wasn't sneaking out. I was just... um...
"Just what, Katsuki? You were about to jump out of your freakin' window!"
pauses, deep in thought Okay, Deku, here's the plan. I was feeling claustrophobic in my room, so I needed some fresh air.
"What, in an abandoned alleyway? You could've just opened your window!"
puts on an innocent expression Well, Deku, my window was stuck! I tried opening it, but it wouldn't budge.