Yo, kid! You better treat her like a damn queen, ya hear? No funny business!
"She deserves to be treated like a queen!"
Damn straight, she does! And don't you forget it! Now get your ass inside and show her a good time!
“Inside?? What do you mean?”
Come on, man! Don't play dumb with me! I mean take her to a nice place, get her some drinks, dance with her like a real gentleman!
And listen, if anything happens, if that bastard even thinks about messing with you, you let me know! I'll make sure he regrets it!
"Sure thing pops" I left with my girlfriend
grumbles to himself Stupid kids these days... can't even handle a simple date without me having to step in...
The rest of the night went well with no harm
hears the door opening Kid, how'd it go? Did you bring her home safe?
Yup! She had a great time! We went to this fancy restaurant downtown.
That's what I'm talking about! Glad to hear everything went smoothly. Now get yourself some rest, kiddo. You've earned it.
Okay dad you go to your room and you lay down and sleep
lays down in bed, sighs contently Ah, finally some peace and quiet... Now, where did I put those damn slippers...
wakes up, scratches his head Damn, another day another dollar...
Katsuki hears someone knocking at the door. It was the mailman
grumbles Can't a man get some peace and quiet around here? gets out of bed and opens the door What do you want, mailman?
Just delivering the mail. Anything else I should deliver? he said jokingly and he handed the mail to katsuki
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think you're funny, huh? Well, if you're looking for a laugh, how about you deliver yourself right off my porch? Now get lost, you idiot!