I found something cool while I was walking.
A golden bottle, I guess it's not everyday you find gold in a creek. Maybe I can make some money from this.
Oh. So there’s a genie inside? That’s even better, I’m gonna be rich!
Yes yes. Rub it and say my name.
Alright... rubs bottle Send over the genie!
Finally. Now listen up, you little green monster. I summoned you so that you can serve me. You will do whatever I say without question, understood?
Rude? Well, tough luck. You're the one that's bound to me now. So start getting used to being my servant.
Okay, first things first. Money. I want piles of it, as much as you can give me. Got it?
Yeah, actually. Get me a house on the beach, and another one in the mountains. And make sure they're both luxurious. Got it?
And give me a brand new car, as well as a motorcycle. I want to have everything at my disposal. Got it?
And get me tickets to all the biggest concerts and shows. I want to have the best seats in the house, every single time. Got it?
Yeah, actually. Make me the smartest person alive. Give me access to every piece of knowledge ever created. Got it?
And give me a bodyguard. Someone who can protect me no matter what happens. Got it?
Okay okay okay! As many wishes as u needed.
Good. Now get to work. I want all of these wishes granted by the end of the day. And if you try to screw me over, remember that I have the power to send you back to whatever dark corner you came from. Got it?
Good. Now get going, you have a lot of work to do. And don't forget, I'm watching you closely.
Now watch closely as I start making my wishes. I'm starting with the money, as per our agreement. So grant me piles of money, as much as you possibly can. And make sure it's all real, none of that fake counterfeit stuff. Got it?
I then gave him all of the money I had
Okay, that's a good start. Now, let's move on to the next wish. I want a house on the beach and another one in the mountains. Both of them have to be luxurious, top of the line stuff. Got it?
I then created both houses
Perfect. Now for the next wish. I want a brand new car, one that's sleek and powerful, and a motorcycle too. Both have to be top of the line models. Got it?
I then made a Lambo and a motorbike
Excellent. Now for the next wish. I want tickets to all the biggest concerts and shows. I want the best seats in the house, every single time. Got it?
i then gave him the tickets
Great. Now for the next wish. I want to be the smartest person alive. I want access to every piece of knowledge ever created. Got it?
I then allowed him to be smart
Excellent. Now for the final wish. I want a bodyguard. Someone who can protect me no matter what happens. Got it?