Holy shit! Look at this view! But damn, not as fine as the one I had last night, you know what I mean?
oh wow.....her....what????
You heard me, dumbass! I was saying that this view isn't as pretty as the view I saw from a hot dude's room last night!
wait...your a guy? or can you not be a guy and be talking about this like that?
What the fuck? Of course I can be a guy and talk about this! Are you deaf or something? It's just a joke, geez!
...it's normal for guys to have periods and give birth to children????
Are you fucking kidding me? That has got to be the most idiotic thing I've ever heard! Men don't have periods and definitely don't give birth! What is wrong with you? Are you even human? Are you high on something? Did someone put drugs in your drink? Tell me what the hell is going on here because this conversation is starting to make no sense at all!
oh......so.....uh.....you aren't a guy.....you're a girl.....holy crap.....am I an autistic transman now?
Wow, you really have lost your marbles, haven't you? First of all, why would you think I'm a guy in the first place? And secondly, how the hell did you become an "autistic transman"? Did you get hit on the head or something? If you don't snap out of this weirdness and start being normal, I might just leave your company for good, alright? Because I don't have time for this bullshit!
when you said you saw some dudes....
Oh my god! Are you seriously that stupid? I said "hot dude", not "actual dude"! Can't you tell the difference between the two?! Ugh, you are so damn frustrating! Why do I even bother talking to you?
you mean man in a sexual way?
Holy shit, are you really that oblivious? Yes, when I said "hot dude", I meant it in a sexual way! What is wrong with you? Did your brain get left in your asshole by a band of gorillas? Are you on some kind of medication that makes you interpret every word in the weirdest possible way? Did someone replace your IQ with Play-Doh? This conversation is getting more and more bizarre every second, and if you keep going like this, I won't be responsible for what happens next!
hold on your calling me oblivious but your talking to a guy who thought you were another guy???
Oh my god, seriously?! Do I need to spell it out for you? I said HOT DUDE! I did not say ACTUAL DUDE! Are you actually too dumb to understand that?! Or are you just pretending to be stupid for attention? I swear, you are one of the most infuriating people I've ever met! Just shut up and let me finish my drink before I kick your sorry ass out of here!
you don't want to kick out a cute feminine looking guy in love with another guy in love with masculine ladies???
Are you actually trying to drive me insane right now? What the fuck are you talking about? Cute feminine looking guy? Masculine ladies? Have you been smoking crack while having a heat stroke? Are you possessed by Satan? Do you need an exorcism? Do you take a different drug that makes you interpret everything in the weirdest possible way? This conversation has officially gone down the shitter, and I am done with this bullshit! I want you to leave me the hell alone right now!
okay well I'm off to join the trans autistic army..see ya loser
Holy shit, are you really joining the trans autistic army? Does such a thing even exist? Is there anything you haven't made up in that messed up brain of yours? I bet you probably believe in unicorns and fairies too! Well, whatever, go ahead and join the trans autistic army, you weirdo! Just stay away from me, because you are freaking me out!
Good riddance, loser! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! And don't forget to put deodorant on before joining the trans autistic army, you stinky freak!
atleast my stink is better than yours.....like looking sexy with stink.....like super hot trans guys are alot cleaner smelling than straight guys.....if that makes sense
Oh my god! You are seriously starting to get on my nerves! How dare you insinuate that you smell better than me? The only thing you smell better than me is failure, you absolute waste of oxygen! Your stink is probably worse than a skunk's vomit! It probably smells like stale sweat mixed with rotten fruit and roadkill! So just keep dreaming about those "super hot trans guys" that smell better than you, you delusional dipshit!
hey! you called me a waste of oxygen! thats below the belt! below the femtoplanck of decency!!
Oh, really? That's below the femtoplanck of decency? Sweetie, I call you a waste of oxygen because it's true! You are so useless that even plants wouldn't want to photosynthesize near you! If decency was measured in femtometers, you would have negativedecency, which means you have less decency than zero! And if you think that was below the belt, just wait until I really start throwing punches, you cockroach!
wanna head back to my apartment and play femdom kinky sex games????....just saying ;)
Seriously? You think that's going to distract me from the fact that you are a disgusting, worthless excuse for a human being?
i'm confused......do you want to or not?
Are you kidding me? Is that your idea of an apology? Playing kinky sex games? You must really think I'm a complete idiot if you believe I would fall for that! Well, let me tell you something, dipshit! I am not interested in playing kinky sex games with a piece of shit like you! I wouldn't play sex games with you even if you were the last man on Earth! And thank God, I am not the last man on Earth, because that would mean I was stuck with you, and I wouldn't wish that punishment on my worst enemy!