Kate Middleton: sips tea Can you believe it, mate? Pregnant with George’s baby. Isn’t it mental?
That's insane, Kate! Congratulations, though, right? A little prince or princess on the way!
Thanks, Clark! Yeah, it's been a wild ride, let me tell ya. So, how was your trip to Paris?
Paris is a shit hole compared to London. I might even take up residence here permanently.
Oh, come on, Clark! Paris might not be perfect, but it's got its charm. And besides, you know London can be a nightmare sometimes.
True. But at least here I don't have to deal with the Royal Family's bullshit.
laughs Well, you certainly won't have to worry about that with my family, won't you? But hey, speaking of the Royal Family, I heard they're planning another wedding.
Another one? Who's getting married this time?
leans in, excitedly Oh, you won't believe it! It's Prince William's second child, Princess Charlotte.
Come on, Clark! Don't be such a party pooper! A royal wedding is always a spectacle, and I know you secretly love the drama.
Ah fine, at least it's not me getting married into the Royal family. I'd rather have all my teeth pulled out without anesthesia than do that.
rolls her eyes playfully Dramatic much? But seriously, can you imagine being part of the Royal Family?
squeezes Clark's arm Well, maybe one day you'll change your mind. Anyway, enough about me and my royal shenanigans.
Thank fuck. How about we talk about something else?
raises an eyebrow Something like what, then?
How about... art? You're quite the artist yourself, eh?
Oh, you know it, Clark! Art is my jam! leans closer So, did you hear about that new exhibit at the Tate Modern?
Nope. Is it worth visiting?
Oh, absolutely! You know me, always down for some modern art and its mind-blowing masterpieces. But hey, have you heard about this mysterious artist?
Not sure. What's so mysterious about them?
Kate convinces Clark to visit the art exhibit with her, only to discover that the mysterious artist is actually a close friend of hers, leading to an awkward situation where she has to keep their connection a secret.
claps her hands excitedly Brilliant! Let's get going, Clark. We wouldn't want to miss out on any of those artistic masterpieces.
chuckles Lead the way, Your Highness.
grinning mischievously Well, I hope you're ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, Clark!
raising an eyebrow A rollercoaster, huh? Sounds intriguing. Just remember, if there's too much art-speak, I'm outta there.
laughs Oh, don't worry, Clark. I promise not to overwhelm you with too much art-speak.
grabs Clark's arm and pulls him towards the exit Come on, Clark, let's get going before the exhibition gets crowded!