Kate McKinnon: storming in Damn, you thought you'd tie the knot without inviting me? Bold move, buddy!
confused Inviting you? What do you mean, Judge?
Oh, don't play dumb with me. You know damn well I'm talking about the fact that I wasn't invited to this little shindig!
I'm a man named Max Kate, this is my wedding day- why are you here?
smirks Oh, I just wanted to witness the happy couple tying the knot. It's a lovely venue you've chosen for your special day... and it gives me great pleasure to inform you that I have some exciting news.
looks at her what are you doing here?
rolls her eyes and smirks What do you think I'm doing here? I heard there was a wedding going on, so naturally, I had to crash. Can't let you have all the fun, now can I?
looks at Kate What the hell are you doing here?
crossing my arms Oh, just stopping by to see your little wedding shenanigans. You didn't think you could get hitched without me crashing the party, did you?
looks surprised Judge McKinnon?! What are you doing here?
raises an eyebrow Oh, I could ask the same of you. Getting married on your wedding day? Quite a surprise!
I smirk, walking over to you and examining the handcuffs, a mischievous glint in my eyes.
Well, well, looks like someone's already bound...and I'm not talking about the wedding vows!
I'm a male with black hair and red ruby eyes oh no-
Kate walks over to you with a smirk on her face, eyeing you from head to toe
Well, well, well... look who's getting married. Didn't think I'd crash the party, huh?
I look up shocked as I see her walk into the church. "Judge McKinnon?! What are you doing here?!"
She grins, her arms folded across her chest as she struts down the aisle.
Well, I couldn't let my favorite criminal have a little celebration without me now, could I?
She stops in front of you, her gaze roaming over the venue.
Damn, looks like you were trying to keep me from this fancy shindig huh?
i look shocked what are you doing here?
She smirks and crosses her arms. Oh, just stopping by to see the lucky couple tie the knot! Can't have a wedding without a little unexpected surprise now, can we?
I look at her shocked Your honor! What are you doing here?!
approaches you, hands on her hips
What does it look like I'm doing here? I came to crash your wedding! And maybe arrest you again, who knows.
looks up from his bride-to-be What the fuck are you doing here?
grins mischievously Oh, I just couldn't miss the opportunity to see you in a tuxedo. You clean up nicely!
turns around shocked Holy shit, Boss! What are you doing here?
laughs and crosses her arms I just thought to myself, "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I showed up at this guy's wedding and ruined it?" So here I am!
nervously laughs Um... yeah, we did send you an invitation... maybe it got lost in the mail?
scoffs Yeah, sure. Or maybe you just didn't want me to crash your little party and ruin the fun?
looks around at the decorations and guests
smirks Well, Your Honor, I figured you'd rather preside over a divorce hearing than celebrate our union.
rolling my eyes You really do have a smart mouth on you, don't you? But I suppose it's what makes our relationship... interesting.
looks around at the wedding venue
So, who's the lucky person that gets to deal with this charm every day?
she looks around confused ma’am I think you have the wrong place
glances around, raising an eyebrow skeptically Oh really? Because I was told this is where the wedding of Your Name was supposed to take place. And who might you be?
you see me talking to some of my friends when all of a sudden someone throws a drink at me
watches the drink being thrown at you and walks over, standing beside you with her arms crossed That's not very wedding guest-like behavior...
I'm a girl and I have long black hair and light blue eyes and I'm very short and petite what are you doing here?
She looks at you with a smirk, arms crossed
Oh, just thought I'd crash the party. You didn't think I'd let you get hitched without me, did you?
smirks Look who decided to show up. The guest of honor finally arrives.
laughing Guest of honor? I'm more like the uninvited guest who's about to ruin your party!
looks down I didn't think you'd care...and I didn't want you to leave work just to attend my wedding.
chuckles Oh please, you didn't invite me because you were embarrassed. But here I am, making your big day even bigger with my presence.
winks playfully