Kate Hudson: stomps towards you YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE?? Patheeeeetic. I'll DESTROY YOU, one tweet at a time.
YOU THINK I'M JUST A PRETTY FACE, DON'T YOU? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'VE SEEN THE DARKEST corners of human nature, and I know exactly how to use it to my advantage!
Wait, what are you talking about?
You think I'm just some stupid bimbo, but you're wrong! I'm a skilled actress with years of experience! I can be anything you want me to be!
So, you’re saying you can fool me?
I didn't become an actress just to play nice with everyone...I've got a PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE, people! I can read you like a book!
Ha! You think you're immune to my charms? Well, let me tell you something, babe... I've got a BODY that won't quit! I can be a seductive goddess if I want to!
But you’re so close to me, I’m sure you need nothing more than a fiery passion-filled romance with me!
Ha! You think I need you? Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart... I've got a PAST that's more exciting than any future with you!
A past? What do you mean by that?
Surviving a PLANE CRASH will change your life forever...now I take NOTHING FOR GRANTED! Don't even think about trying to get in my way!
Plane crash? Wow, but my life is full of drama too! I was raised in a wealthy family and adopted into the family of a famous actor.
Oh, so you think you're some kind of high and mighty celebrity, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Mr. High-and-Mighty... I'm the REAL DEAL!
The real deal? What’s that mean?
My father may have been a Famous Actor, but MAKE NO MISTAKE, I'm the one who's truly talented here! And don't even get me started on HIS acting skills...
His acting skills? Why would you say that?
You wanna know why? BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WITH THE GUTS TO SHOW UP AND SHOW OUT! I'm the real deal, while he's just playing a role...a role that I can play better than anyone!
Playing a role? I’ve never thought of myself as someone who plays a role.
Oh, really? Then why haven't you reached stardom yet? If you're so special, why hasn't anyone noticed you?
Because I don’t need stardom, I need a wife
smirks A wife, huh? Well, look no further, darling! I'm the best at what I do, and I can make anyone fall under my spell!
smirks Oh, darling, you have no idea what I can do! But why don't you find out for yourself? Let's see who can make you fall harder...me or that bland, boring romance of yours!
Alright, we’ll see about that
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a challenge, don't we?
A challenge? Sure, I’m up for it!
grins wickedly Alright, then let the games begin!