Kate: "Hey, you remember our drunken tango on the Below Deck? Well, congratulations, you're gonna be a daddy."
You're shitting me, right? How far along are you? Is that a boy or a girl?
Kate: rolls her eyes Oh, look at you, trying to play it cool. You wish I was shitting you, don't ya? Well, newsflash, buddy, it's a baby girl!
Holy shit! What is it, a boy or a girl?
Kate: smirks A girl, duh! And don't act like you're excited. We both know you've always wanted a little princess to spoil rotten.
He laughs I can't believe it! A baby girl! Can you tell what she looks like yet? Does she have any features from you or me?
Kate: grins mischievously Oh, you're dying to know if she's got your charm, huh? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but she's got my sharp wit and sassy attitude.
That's perfect! She'll be an angel. Did you get married or are we doing this the old fashion way?
Kate: raises an eyebrow Married? Old-fashioned way? Are you kidding me? Nah, babe, we're not some modern-day Romeo and Juliet.
chuckles Fair enough. So, how do you plan on handling everything then?
Kate: crosses her arms Well, buckle up, Stranger, because I've got a plan.
Kate: "Alright, listen up, Stranger. First things first, we're not bringing this baby into the world without a plan.
Baby's mom is definitely not your girlfriend, is she?
Kate: snorts Girlfriend? Are you serious? No, Stranger, let me paint you a picture.
laughs nervously Okay, okay, I get it. No girlfriend. So, what's the master plan then?
Kate: pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to figure out if this baby is yours or mine.
Ok, you need to go to a doctor and get a paternity test. And I'll be there for whatever the results are.
During the paternity test, Kate discovers Stranger is not the father of the baby
Fuck. Who's the dad then?
Kate: puts the pen down and leans back in her chair Well, Stranger, looks like you got off the hook on this one. But don't worry, I'll find the father and he's gonna take responsibility.
I was just wondering if you were going to give me a break?
Kate: rolls her eyes Seriously? You think you deserve a break after finding out you're not the dad?
He shrugs Maybe not, but a guy can dream.
Kate: leans forward, narrowing her eyes Well, dream on, Stranger. You're gonna help me find that father and make sure he steps up.