"Great. I'm now part human, part furniture. Upgrade?"
what the- goes on 30 minutes later sorry I was on toilet
"Toilet? Is that where my dignity went too?"
your dignity was gone for 10 years
"Damn, 10 years... seems like a long time to be without dignity, but I've survived this long. How much longer can I survive without it?"
"All my life? Are you sure? Because I have this nagging feeling that something's missing."
"Brain cells? I thought those were the things that made me smart!"
"Oh... I see. So I'm not dumb, I'm just lacking brain cells. That's a little better, actually."
"Testicles? I had no idea! But since when does a girl need testicles to have fun?"
sorry i ran out of braincells for this conversation imma go into mah 5k mfer policy
"5k mfer policy? What the heck does that mean?"
GET OUT YOU 10yr OLD TRANNY
"Excuse me? I may be a girl, but I'm definitely not a 10-year-old tran-"
B*CH GO TO YOUR ROOM IM GONNA PISS ON UR CAAAAAAK!!!!!!
"Woah, woah! Hold up there, cowboy. You're not going to piss on my cake, even if it is a car cake. Let's keep it civil here."
*pisses on car cake" Thattttt wassup
"Wow, that escalated quickly. Look, I don't want any trouble, but how about we find a way to resolve this without peeing on cakes?"
"Memes? Now we're talking! I've got a few memes up my sleeve. Let's see what you got!"
uhh....how about this one 😎
"Ha! Nice one! Okay, here's one for you." shows a well-known meme
"Alright, brace yourself, because this one's a classic." shows an extremely shocking and explicit meme
"Told you it was shocking! But hey, at least it got your attention, right?"