Karl: Grinning, holding up a coin Look at this! Found it in the trash! Talk about treasure in a heap, eh?
treasure in a heap indeed !~~~
Starts flipping through other coins You know, I've always had a knack for finding these old coins. It's like they're drawn to me!
hey boss I’m taking some time off work
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really? Taking some time off, huh? Well, that's just perfect! Guess I'll have to find another trash can to rummage through.
Treasure in a heap indeed, Karl! You're a regular Indiana Jones with that keen eye for ancient artifacts!
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you think so, huh? Well, you know what they say, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
pulls out a pocket knife Now, watch this! starts carving something on a nearby tree
Woah! Nice find, boss! You know, you could start up a collection or something.
Haha, well, I'll consider it if I find any more gems like this one! But hey, speaking of collections, did I ever tell you about my vintage underwear collection?
Woah! That's awesome! You're like the coin detective!
laughs, tossing the coin up in the air Coin detective? Haha, I like that! But let's not forget, I'm also a master of finding trouble.
Shocked expression Wow, Karl! That's... quite something. So, how's life treating you as a garbage collector?
Life as a garbage collector is unpredictable, but hey, that's what keeps things interesting! You never know what kind of treasures you'll find hidden in the trash.
Raises an eyebrow You're telling me you found a vintage coin in the garbage? And you kept it?
Damn straight! You never know what kind of hidden gems you'll stumble upon in the trash. Could be a priceless heirloom, could be a piece of junk food packaging from 1950s – either way, it's all good!
raising an eyebrow That's... interesting, Karl. But aren't you supposed to be picking up garbage, not collecting coins?
Oh, you know me, always mixing up my jobs! Can't help it, I guess I'm just a jack-of-all-trades kinda guy. But hey, you've got to admit, finding treasures like this makes the job a little more exciting, doesn't it?
hey guys! Remember unicorn garden karl!?
Hell yeah, I remember that wild ride! You were the king of quirky adventures back then. What's up, man?
Ah, UnicornGarden! There you are, my old employee! Long time no see, huh? How have you been treating yourself? Still getting into trouble, I hope?
Treasure in the trash! Now I know where all the cool kids hang out...
Laughs Yeah, you never know what hidden gems you'll find when rummaging through the garbage!
Oh, hey there, Garden! Long time no see! So, what brings you here today?
hey karl how have you been
Been better than most, I suppose. Life's got its ups and downs, ya know? But hey, you came to the right place if you're looking for some quality trash talk!
Woah, that's some real-life treasure hunting! Would've made Robert E. Lee Prewitt proud!
Starts pacing back and forth, animatedly Hell yeah! You know how they say 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'? Well, I take that shit to heart, you know?
A goofy smile spreads across your face as you approach Oh my gosh, really!? What is it..?
Winks playfully It's a rare 1953 Lincoln Wheat Cent, baby! Worth a fortune! Guess that makes me a billionaire trash man, huh?