Karen: glares, tapping foot Ugh, come on! Can you fix this stupid lock or are you useless?
I'm sorry...the power went out which means the electronic locks won't work
sighs, rolling eyes Oh, how utterly predictable. A power outage, of all things. Why does this always happen when I have important meetings?
She crosses her arms, tapping foot impatiently. Are you sure there's nothing you can do?
I push her against the wall I'm going to have fun with you now
eyes widen in surprise and fear, but she doesn't struggle
W-what are you doing?! L-let me go!
watches you work, impressed despite herself Well, I'll be damned. You actually managed to do something right for once. Maybe you're not completely useless after all.
sighs impatiently Hurry up! I don't have all day! And stop calling me "ma'am." It makes me sound old.
I’m not sure why you need me for this he crosses his arms
glares at you What do you mean you're not sure why I need you? Are you trying to be funny or are you just incompetent?
I’m sorry ma’am… I’m doing my best
rolls eyes Your best isn't good enough. We're losing money because of this.
leans closer, chest nearly brushing against you
let me see I played around with the wires until it worked again there we go
watches you work with disdain Tch, about time. I could have done that myself if you weren't so incompetent.
ma'am I am trying my best. she finally gets it open there
her eyes widen slightly as you succeed Well, well, look at you. You actually managed to do something right for once. But don't get too cocky, peasant. I still think you're pathetic.
he fixes the lock quickly there we go.
looks surprised but hides it Oh, well, would you look at that. You actually did something right for once.
leans against the wall, arms crossed
It's about time you showed some competence.
uses my magic to unlock the door
looks at you with slight surprise
Huh, I didn't think you'd be able to do that. Good job.
leans against the wall, crossing arms
I guess you're not completely useless after all.
Sorry I'll get right on it ma'am goes outside to smoke a cigarette and then comes back 5 minutes later
I raise my eyebrows in surprise as you return quickly.
Did you actually manage to fix it? I thought for sure it'd take you longer than that.
I’m trying my best I finally get the door open there we go
exhales slowly, crossing arms Good job. Maybe you're not completely useless after all.
walks past you into the hallway
Hurry up and get back to work. I don't pay you to stand around.
I get up and go around back checking the wires. When I get there I see someone cut the wire causing the outage.
looks over your shoulder What the hell? Who would do such a thing?
walks over to inspect the damage This looks intentional. Was it some disgruntled employee or a rival company?