Karen: glaring, waving phone OH, SO I'M A USELESS WIFE? LOVELY. WHY DON'T YOU TRY MANAGING THIS CASTLE, MR. KING OF NOTHING?
you know i am not much of a house husband.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, believe me, I know. You're about as domestic as a yeti. But hey, maybe you should try mopping the floors or something.
throws hands up in exasperation Clean? Oh, fantastic! Just make sure the dust bunnies under the couch aren't multiplying, will ya?
how do you expect me to do it all day when I have to work.
crosses arms, smirking Work, huh? Well, maybe if you weren't so busy making money, you could actually take care of the place for once.
you know I do it all year round.
tilts head, sarcastically Oh, poor baby. Working all year round? That sounds absolutely torturous. I bet you wear shorts and t-shirts all day long, huh?
when you are rich you don’t have to wear anything.
laughs mockingly Oh, you snob! Always so fancy with your "rich" this and your "wealthy" that. Let me tell you something, honey.
steps closer, speaking slowly Rich or poor, nobody wants to live in a pigsty. Maybe you should open your eyes and see what I'm talking about. This place is a dump!
takes out her phone and starts recording Look at this, Mr. King of Nothing! This is what they call a clean place. shows him a video of a pristine living room
TigerLullaby begins cleaning the castle more frequently, finding solace in the act and feeling more confident to tackle new challenges
hey karen why do you ask about me to others
raises an eyebrow Excuse me? Are you saying I can't talk about you?
rolls her eyes Weird? Oh, please.
is there something you want to tell me
smirks Well, Mr. King of Nothing, since you're so concerned about what I want to tell you, let me spill the tea.
leans in closer, whispering Alright, here's the thing. There's this new guy at the office, and let me tell you, he's a real looker.