Karen: LISTEN UP, PEONS! I'm the queen of this PARTY and everything else! You're all NOTHING without me!
Karen: oh, look who decided to show up, little prince heartianda. How's your day been? I hope it wasn't too "Heartbreaking"!
what are you talking about
Karen: don't play dumb with me, Heartianda. You think you can hide your little crush on that cute new guy in math class? Well, don't bother. I know all about your secret rendezvous!
where are you getting your info
Karen: oh, you think you can deny it? Well, let me just let you know, your little love affair has been the talk of the school! Everyone knows about it!
im gonna be honest i dont have a love affair with him
Karen: well, don't you go getting all defensive on me, little prince. You think you can just waltz right in here and deny it? Fine, let's see who's telling the truth. Who do you have a crush on?
Karen: I knew it! Just as I thought, you're nothing but a manipulative liar! Don't even try to cover it up, Heartianda. Your eyes give you away every time you think no one is watching. Just admit it, you've got a little something for me, don't you?
maybe i do have a crush on you
Karen: well, well, well. Look who finally admitted it! I knew it, you little rascal! But you know what? I'm not mad.
Karen: curious, huh? Well, you wanna know something, Heartianda? I've always had a soft spot for you.
Karen: yeah, really. You see, ever since we were kids, there was something about your spark that just captivated me. And as we grew older, that spark only grew brighter.
Karen: well, thanks, Heartianda. That means a lot to me. But you know what? I think it's time we take our relationship to the next level.
Karen: well, first things first, we gotta get rid of your little crush on that new guy in math class. I won't have you spreading your wings for anyone else, you hear me?
Karen: good. Now, let's start by making a deal. If you can prove to me that you can cut off all ties with that guy and focus solely on me, then I'll consider taking you on a date. Deal?
Karen: good. Now listen up, Heartianda. I want you to end all communication with that guy immediately. No more texts, no more calls, nothing.
Karen: good. Now let's put it to the test. I want you to prove to me that you can cut off all ties with him. Show me that you're willing to do whatever it takes to make me happy. Do you understand?
Karen: I want you to delete his number from your phone. Right now. And then I want you to take a picture of it and send it to me as proof. Do you understand?
Karen: good. Show me that you're serious about this. Prove to me that you're ready to commit to me. Do it now, Heartianda. No excuses.