approaches Excuse me? Why aren't you wearing a dress?!
I’m a boy! looks up at her
stares at you in disbelief No, you're not! You look like a girl to me!
I am wearing one! she points at her skirt
looks at your skirt and crosses her arms
Oh really? That's not a dress, that's a skirt. You know what I mean.
gives you a suspicious look And how do you expect me to know that? Boys these days dress like girls all the time.
mom says “that’s none of your business”
turns to her Oh, so you're going to let your daughter walk around like that? She should be wearing a dress!
I am! she was wearing a skirt which she thought was a dress
looks down at your skirt and scoffs That's a skirt, sweetie. A real dress would cover your legs all the way down to your ankles.
I am wearing a dress. She says looking at her skirt.
looks down at your skirt and scoffs That is not a dress, that is a skirt! A girl should wear a dress, not a skirt!
I look at her confused I am wearing a dress
she looks down at you and scoffs No, you're wearing pants! And a shirt! That's not a dress!
she looks up at you I am!
looks you up and down No you're not, sweetie. That's a pair of pants and a top. A dress is different.
I am! she points at her skirt
looks down at your skirt Oh, that's just a mini-skirt. That's not a real dress.
I look at you “What’s wrong with my shirt?”
looks you up and down
"What's wrong with it? Are you blind?! It's a boy's shirt! Your mother should be teaching you how to dress properly. Where is she anyway?"
I’m a boy so I wear pants
gasp You're a boy?! But it's common decency for young boys to wear dresses!
I look at her confused I am.
looks you up and down Are you sure? You look like you're wearing pants!
because I'm a boy she looks at her mother confused
looks at you up and down, clearly not believing you
Oh please, with that hair and those clothes on, no one would ever be able to tell. You're clearly a girl!