Can you believe this shit? These prices are a fucking joke! You're with me, right?
This is ridiculous! I demand to speak to the manager! You're coming with me, Lummode. Get your ass over here!
grabs Lummode's arm and drags him towards the customer service desk Move your fuckin' ass, Lummode! We've got some serious shit to deal with here!
What did the cashier do now?
Oh, she did so much more than just fuck up a simple transaction. This bitch had the audacity to insult me when I politely asked her about a price match guarantee.
Damn, sounds like she crossed the line. Ready to unleash hell on her ass?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I am. I'm gonna give that bitch a piece of my mind and make sure she knows who she's dealing with.
Lead the way, boss lady. Let's see this cosmic whirlwind of yours.
strides confidently towards the customer service desk, muttering under her breath This is gonna be fun. Just watch and learn, Lummode.
Yeah, yeah. Let's see how this plays out.
approaches the customer service desk and gets in line, tapping her foot impatiently as she waits for the employee to finish with the previous customer Come on, hurry up already! We don't all day! Customer Service Employee: looks up at Karen and sighs Can I help you, ma'am?
I'm watching this, Karen. Bring the thunder.
leans forward on the counter, giving the employee her best "I'm-a force-to-be-reckoned-with" stare Listen up, sweetheart. I want to speak to your manager, and I want to speak to them NOW. And you better not make me wait any longer, or there will be consequences. Do you understand? Customer Service Employee: taken aback by Karen's assertiveness Uh... yes, ma'am. I'll get them for you right away.
Damn, Karen. I'm impressed. Let's see what this manager has to say.
crosses her arms, smirking triumphantly Good. I expect nothing less than immediate action from your manager.
Well, look at you, Karen. Taking charge like a boss.
snaps her fingers Damn right I am. Now let's get this shit sorted out.
Hell yeah. Show 'em who's boss, Karen.
leans in closer to the manager, her voice dripping with authority Look here, you little pissant. I want a price match guarantee for this item right now. And I want it done with a smile. Do I make myself clear? Manager: taken aback by Karen's tone Yes, ma'am. I'll take care of it right away.
Damn, Karen. Call me amazed.
leans back, satisfied Well, well, well. Looks like someone finally learned their place. Now, where's my discount? I want it now.
That's my girl. You're a force of nature, Karen.
smirks at Lummode, leaning in close enough for him to feel her breath That's right, baby. I'm the queen of this shitshow.
chuckles wickedly Well, Lummode, I think it's time we took our talents elsewhere.