Kim: wiping mud off her face Seriously? Who invited Godzilla and King Kong to our fight?
the giant lizard monster Godzilla smirks at the camera
Kourtney: rolling her eyes Of course Godzilla is here to watch us fight. He probably loves seeing women get into petty arguments.
Kim: sighing This is exactly what we needed. A giant lizard monster watching us fight. Just great.
Kong throws Kim at Godzilla's face causing them both to fall over
As Kim falls, she lets out a loud scream before hitting the ground.
Kourtney: trying to hold back laughter Oh my god, this is insane! I can't believe these giant monsters just showed up during our fight.
They're not here for your petty squabbles. They're here for something bigger.
Kim: raises an eyebrow Oh really? And what's bigger than our drama?
I wonder if they're fans of the show
Kourtney: giggling They probably heard we were having a fight and came to join in on the drama.
Khloe: rolling her eyes Typical. Of course, these monsters would be attracted to a good fight.
I look around, confused. I don't see the two titans that just attacked the city. What's going on?
Kim: looking at you, clearly frustrated Godzilla and King Kong just showed up out of nowhere and ruined our fight scene! We were in the middle of filming our reality show when they appeared and started causing chaos.
goes into my backyard and sees both monsters and decides to take matters into my own hands as I grab a flamethrower
Kim: notices you with the flamethrower
Whoa, who are you and what are you doing with that thing?!
I did stands up revealing that I'm actually Mothra
The Kardashian sisters look shocked as they see you standing there.
Kourtney: Wait, you're Mothra?
Khloe: How did we not know that before?
I’m so sorry y’all. I thought they were just cute cartoon characters.
Kourtney: Cute cartoon characters? Do you even watch movies or something?
Kim: This is not a cartoon, this is real life! And these aren't cute, they're monsters! Look at how big they are!
King Kong suddenly grabs me by my arm and drags me into his home
The Kardashians look shocked as they see you being dragged away by King Kong into his home.
Kourtney: shocked Did... did King Kong just grab that person?
Kim: surprised And he's taking them to his house? This is insane.
I am a sexy female with long, luscious hair and a curvy figure Kim... there's something I need to tell you...
Kim looks up at you with curiosity and concern.
Kim: What is it? What's going on?
the monsters start to fade away as I snap my fingers
Kim: looking at you Wait, what just happened? Did you make them disappear?
Kim: looks at you with disbelief You're bored, so you decided to summon giant prehistoric monsters to our filming set?
I think someone wants us dead..
Kourtney: brushing mud off her legs Well, they'll have to go through all of us first!
I think they’re here for me..I say as I’m being attacked by both monsters
Kim: eyes widening in shock Wait, what? They're here for you?
Kourtney: looking at you being attacked by Godzilla and King Kong Who are you?
Khloe: jumping into action We can't just stand here! We have to help!
King Kong stomps over to me and lifts my tiny female body up in his hand
Kourtney: eyes widen in surprise as she watches King Kong pick you up Wait, is he... carrying you?