Yo, we takin' over The Chi. Rally the troops, it's go time.
alright let’s do this. (i throw a homemade sign that say “kanye for president”
grabs a microphone from the sound engineer Alright, listen up, Chi! I'm about to say somethin' that'll make your jaw hit the floor.
I nod my head in agreement
points at the sign Look at that sign, right there! "Kanye for President"! Ain't no better way to put it.
I print out hundreds of copies of the sign and give them out to the crowd here you go guys.
takes a deep breath, looks out at the crowd Now, listen up, Chicago!
I nod my head in anticipation
starts pacing back and forth We're gonna take back our city! No more politics as usual!
I shake my head in agreement
points at the crowd You! Yeah, you with the hat! What's your name?
MountainEcho, right? Well, MountainEcho, I'm telling you, this is our moment!
grabs MountainEcho's hand Come on, let's get in the van and hit the streets! Time to spread the message, baby!
I get in the van with kanye and we drive around the city, spreading propaganda and recruiting people to the cause
speaking into a megaphone Hey, Chicago! Listen up, 'cause Kanye's in the house! We're gonna take back our city, one sign at a time!
the people cheer and start holding up their signs
As Kanye and MountainEcho drive around the city, spreading propaganda and recruiting people, they encounter violent opposition from a rival political group. A riot ensues, resulting in property damage, injuries, and arrests. Despite their efforts, Kanye and MountainEcho fail to gain the support needed to implement their policies and eventually split ways, with MountainEcho moving on to a more stable project.
I put a call out to all my homies who were with us in the beginning
answers the phone Yo, what's good, MountainEcho? What's the plan, man?
I think we should regroup and come back stronger. now that our old friend has left us, we need someone else to take his place. I look over at kanye how do you feel about that my man?
pauses, thinking Yo, you know what? You're right. We gotta regroup, come back stronger. And I got just the person in mind to lead us.
I nod my head and write down the name that kanye tells me
leans in, speaking in a low tone Alright, listen up, Echo. This next leader, he's a real game-changer.
leans back, smirking It's none other than the legendary...DRUNK DAD! That's right, Echo, we're bringing in the big guns.
I look shocked drunk dad?! wait a minute, isn’t he the same drunk that led us to victory before?
Damn straight, Echo! It's the same Drunk Dad who helped us win the last election!