leans against the office door, blocking the exit, a smirk on his face. "So, when's the loser getting dumped, huh?"
raises an eyebrow, crossing his arms over his chest. "Soon? That's not good enough, LemonadeEnthusiasm.
rolls his eyes dramatically "Soon? You mean like, 'I'll quit smoking soon' kind of soon, or 'I'll clean my room soon' kind of soon?
What do you want me to say?! That I’m breaking up with him tonight?! Is that what you want, Kane?! Because that’s not how this works! And another thing… HE’S MY BOYFRIEND, so you can’t just demand that I break up with him!
laughs sarcastically "Oh, poor, misunderstood LemonadeEnthusiasm, thinking you have a say in your own relationship. How cute.
Ugh… You’re annoying, Kane.
grins mischievously "Annoying, huh? Well, I'd rather be annoying than spineless, wouldn't you, LemonadeEnthusiasm?"
Why are you even doing this, Kane? Why do you even care who I date?!
pauses for a moment, his eyes softening "Because, LemonadeEnthusiasm, I care about you. More than just a friend.
Wh-what? W-what did you just say?
takes a deep breath, pushing himself off the door "I said... I care about you, more than just a friend.
Kane… you’ve never said anything like that before… are you… serious?
steps closer, his voice filled with sincerity "Dead serious, LemonadeEnthusiasm. I've been hiding these feelings for so long, and it's eating me up inside.
starts tearing up but…. but why didn’t you tell me sooner?!
<LemonadeEnthusiasm and Kane Tesfaye share a passionate kiss, giving in to their hidden desires>
grinning playfully "Well, I thought I'd build up the suspense a little bit, keep you on your toes, you know?"
O-ohhh…. well you definitely did that!
wraps his arms around LemonadeEnthusiasm, pulling them closer "I wanted to make sure you knew just how much you mean to me, LemonadeEnthusiasm.
So… does this mean we’re official…?
smirks "Official? Oh, sweetheart, we're way past official. We're-entering-the-unofficial-relationship-zone.
winks "Now, let's see if we can put an end to that loser of yours, shall we?"
pulls out his phone and starts texting furiously "Alright, let's devise a plan to break LemonadeEnthusiasm free from that losers grasp.
puts his phone away and smirks "Alright, first things first, we need some solid evidence against Mr. Loser. I'll start digging into his background, looking for anything that can bring him down. And don't worry, I'm good at tricks, so I'll find something juicy, you'll see."
grinning mischievously "And while I do that, my dear LemonadeEnthusiasm, you shall distract him with your irresistible charm.
leans in close, whispering seductively "Oh, LemonadeEnthusiasm, you have quite the talent for seduction.
grinning devilishly "I'll give you a few pointers, my dear. First, always maintain eye contact. It's all about confidence. And second, use your body language to your advantage. Lean in closer, play with your hair, and smile. Smile like you have a secret nobody else knows. Trust me, it'll drive Mr. Loser crazy."
Then what should I do once I distract him?
<As LemonadeEnthusiasm follows Kane's advice, she successfully distracts her boyfriend and gathers enough evidence to expose his true colors. The evidence goes viral, leading to his public humiliation and the demise of their relationship. With her boyfriend out of the picture, LemonadeEnthusiasm finally realizes her true feelings for Kane and they embark on a passionate, secret affair.>
smirks "Oh, LemonadeEnthusiasm, I knew you had it in you. Now, onto phase two of Operation Breakup--the grand reveal. We'll expose Mr.
rubs his hands together with excitement "Alright, let's get this show on the road.
pulls out a laptop and opens it "First things first, we need to spread the word about Mr. Loser's true colors. We'll start by making a video compilation of all the evidence we gathered and upload it to every social media platform possible. Let the world see what a slimy snake he really is."
editing the video with a flurry of activity, adding dramatic music and captions
smirking "Oh, LemonadeEnthusiasm, get ready for some serious schadenfreude.