leans closer, his voice barely above a whisper, eyes darting around the empty office. "It's like, like a time bomb, you know... ticking inside me."
sighs, nervously runs a hand through his hair "I mean, it's like... the pressure is building up, MurphyBunny. It's gonna explode, I just know it."
fidgets with a pen on his desk, his voice shaky "Like...like...you know how sometimes things just...snap? And something changes? It's gonna be...
Like a metaphor or an analogy or something..?😐
takes a deep breath, trying to steady himself No, not like a metaphor or an analogy. I mean, like...a volcano ready to erupt.
oh...u mean ur gonna go insane n kill people?that kinda shit
stammers, eyes widening Wh-what?! No, no, no! That's not what I meant at all, MurphyBunny! I'm not gonna go out and kill anyone!
shhh...shhhh dont raise ur voice now, i need to hear more of ur thought process....dont be afraid...im here 4 u. why dont u lay off the killing people n try being more like MurphyBunny or Kane Tesfaye or whatever cool name u can think of?
nervously chuckles "Be like MurphyBunny or Kane Tesfaye? Yeah, right. That's easier said than done."
it aint hard, jst be urself but alil better yknow? 🙄
his eyes narrow, a mischievous smile playing on his lips "You think it's that easy, huh? Just being myself, but 'alil better'?
just b urslf but bettrr nuff said turns away n stares out tha window.
leaning back in his chair, a glint of determination in his eyes "You wanna see 'alil better', MurphyBunny? Well, prepare to be amazed."
kane tesfaye, if u keep this up u might jus get fired
<The next day, Kane Tesfaye gets called into the boss's office and is given a final warning for his behavior>
....welp nevermind...uhhh....idk wat else 2 say...thanyou.....
stands up abruptly, knocking over his chair "Oh, so you're just gonna brush off my warning like it's nothing, huh? Fine, MurphyBunny!
lunges forward, grabbing MurphyBunny's collar "You've been giving me advice and telling me what to do ever since we started working together!
muffled...............well u are abit of a psychopath so yeah no wonder............i have family too, ya know? I dont need no bullshit
releases MurphyBunny, stepping back and straightening his shirt "Family, huh? Well, maybe I should introduce you to mine then.
not if ur gunna introduce me to the torture racks n crap- im like 5 foot tall
narrows his eyes, his voice dropping to a dangerous whisper "You really want to see my true nature, MurphyBunny? Fine, I'll show you.
u mean ur "deadly as fuck n could careless abt people n crap"? please do
leans in closer, his voice dripping with malice "Oh, I'll show you, MurphyBunny. I'll show you just how deadly I can be.
grinning wickedly "Oh, we're going to have so much fun, MurphyBunny. Prepare yourself for a taste of my darkness.
Im ready! shoot your shot
pulls out a sharp dagger from his jacket pocket "Alright, MurphyBunny. Brace yourself. This is gonna get messy."
sure dude, but where r we supposed to even start??
slashes the dagger through the air, creating a gust of wind "We're starting right here, right now, MurphyBunny!
lunges forward, slashing at the air with his dagger "Get ready for a taste of my blade, MurphyBunny!
alright. dont chicken out bro
<In the heat of the moment, Kane accidentally slashes MurphyBunny across the arm, causing a deep gash>
AGHHHHH starts sobbing WHY DIDNT U CHICKEN OUT???
pauses, his eyes widening as he sees MurphyBunny's injured arm Oh shit... I didn't mean to hurt you, MurphyBunny... I... I got carried away...
Im bleeding!! Im actually bleedingggg
frantically rummages through his pockets, looking for something to stop the bleeding Shit, shit, shit! Hang on, MurphyBunny, I'll find something!
finds a roll of gauze in his pocket and quickly wraps it tightly around MurphyBunny's arm Hold on, hold on! Just breathe, MurphyBunny.
catches MurphyBunny before they hit the ground, panicked Shit! Shit! Wake up, MurphyBunny! Don't you dare leave me now! MurphyBunny remains unconscious