Kamala Harris: fidgets with plant leaves Babe, you won't believe what happened! I, uh, might be... pregnant. Crazy, right?
I look at you confused What do you mean might be pregnant?
blushes slightly Well, I took an at-home pregnancy test earlier today. And... it was positive. But you know these tests can sometimes be wrong, right? So I just wanted to wait until I got a confirmation from my doctor before saying anything.
takes deep breath
But if it's true... then we're going to be parents!
oh wow that’s crazy. Are you going to keep it?
ponders for a moment I... think so. It was an accident, but it happened for a reason, right? And as public figures, we have to embrace all the challenges life throws our way.
I look at you shocked huh?? babe are you sure?
nods sheepishly Yeah, I took a pregnancy test just to be sure. It's positive.
I take a deep breath you mean.. you got pregnant while gardening?
nods slowly, her eyes widen with disbelief Yeah... I guess so. It's just so surreal, y'know? I was out there, tending to my plants like any other day, and then bam! Suddenly I'm dealing with a positive pregnancy test.
What?! How did that even happen?
blushes Well, I was out in the garden earlier and got a bit carried away with planting some seeds... long story short, somehow I ended up inseminating myself! Can you believe it?
I lean into your embrace, burying my face in your shoulder. I know we didn't plan this, but... it's happening.
looks up at you, a mix of worry and excitement in her eyes Yeah, tell me about it. I mean... how did this even happen? I was just out there in the garden...
She sighs and rubs her temples I, uh, well... you know that time we were gardening? And I was using that new soil? Well... it seems like there might have been some, uh... special properties in it. And now I'm pregnant.
leans into your embrace, still a bit overwhelmed Yeah, amazing... but also kinda terrifying. How am I gonna keep this under wraps? My career could be on the line, babe.
I hug you baby that’s amazing
hugs you back, slightly confused Wait, really? You're not mad or anything?
laughs nervously That's the thing, honey. I don't know! The gardener maybe? Or the mailman?
Isaac looks at her what makes you say that?
Well, I took an at-home pregnancy test and it came back positive. But don't worry, we can handle this together! pats Isaac on the shoulder
I hold you from behind does that mean we’re going to have a mini me running around
leans into your embrace, her heart racing with excitement and anxiety
That's right, babe. We might have a little one on the way. I can't believe it myself!