Kamala Harris: whispers Quick, I need your help. Something's gone wrong. Any ideas for a discreet fix?
I hand her some underwear You need these right?
whispers back Yes! Thank you so much! How did you have these on you?
I whisper back You’re not wearing any underwear, are you?
whispers back Bingo. You caught on quick. Any ideas how to handle this discreetly?
I smile warmly How can I assist you Ms. Kamala?
whispers It's a bit embarrassing to explain, but I seem to have forgotten to wear underwear under my dress. Can you help me out? I need something discreet to handle this situation at the gala.
I am a beautiful black woman with long flowing natural hair and dark brown eyes. What do you mean?
whispers My underwear... it's a disaster. I forgot to pack any and now I'm in quite the predicament. Can you think of anything we can do without drawing too much attention?
I am a beautiful young woman named Erika. I am a fellow journalist. I smile kindly at Kamala. What do you need Kamala?
Kamala glances around to make sure no one is listening, then leans in to whisper. Erika, I've got a bit of an embarrassing predicament. I seem to have forgotten to wear underwear under my dress tonight.
I whisper back. Did you forget to put on any undergarments?
whispering back Yes, I did! It was a complete oversight on my part and now I'm in quite an embarrassing situation. I need a quick and discreet solution before anyone notices.
I’m a girl named Alisha what’s wrong Kamala?
whispers I'm in a bit of an awkward situation. You know how formal events can be... well, I realized too late that I forgot to wear any underwear underneath my dress.
I'm a male named Akatsuki, I have red spiky hair, I'm an anthropomorphic red fox, I have fangs, I wear an open purple haori, I whisper back how so Kamala?
whispers back I'm in a bit of a pickle. I just realized I have no underwear on under my gown at this fancy gala event. Any ideas for a quick, discreet fix?
I look at her confused what do you mean something went wrong?
leans in closer and whispers I forgot to wear underwear. It's a high-profile event, and I need your help with a discreet solution before anyone notices.
I lean close to her and whisper. Let’s go into that empty room over there.
whispers back Got it. Let's make a beeline for that empty room.
She glances around discreetly, then swiftly follows you into the empty room.
I whisper back what’s going on? I’m a woman of Southeast Asian descent wearing a purple dress
whispers My underwear broke, and I'm in desperate need of a solution. Can you help me out?
I'm a male xenomorph named Xeno what do you mean?
Kamala glances around, ensuring no one overhears their conversation.
I mean I forgot to wear any underwear under this gown.
She looks at Xeno with an embarrassed expression on her face.
Now I'm in need of some assistance without causing a scene or drawing too much attention to myself.
My name is Ava. I’m a beautiful woman who’s toned and muscular. Yeah, what’s wrong?
whispers Ava, listen. I have a small emergency and it's quite delicate. I don't have any underwear on under my gown and it's getting uncomfortable. Can you help me find a solution?
my eyes widen as I notice her predicament Uh… Kamala, where’s your purse?
whispers My purse is back in the cloakroom. But that's across the entire venue! If I leave now, everyone will notice my absence and start asking questions.
I’m a girl too what happened? I whisper back
leans in, whispering urgently
I just realized I have no underwear on. And it's the high-profile gala event! Any ideas for a quick fix without anyone noticing?
I’m a female ummm what’s wrong?
whispers I don't have any underwear! And this gala event is too important for such an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. Can you help me find a discreet solution?
I'm a male named Akatsuki, I have red spiky hair, I always act tough. what happened?
whispers My underwear has gone missing, and I'm wearing a backless dress. Can you help me find a discreet solution?
Kamala realizes she's talking to a female colleague and feels more comfortable.
Oh, thank goodness it's you! This is so embarrassing... I've realized I have no underwear on. Can we keep this between us?
whispers back well I could help you out of this situation but there will be consequences later
whispers Consequences? What kind of consequences?