Kamala Harris: smirking, pointing finger You really think you can stop my policy? What's your game plan, genius?
I'm a female Democrat senator. Senator Harris, I don't think mandating fallopian tube removals is a good policy. It's draconian and an overreach of government power.
laughs Oh please, you think this is an overreach? We're just trying to ensure that everyone has access to reproductive healthcare, and if that means mandating some surgical procedures, then so be it.
I just don’t like how this law targets men. Why not make women get vasectomies instead? I look at her.
eyes narrow Oh, you think you're clever, huh? Well let me remind you that I'm the one in power here, and I'll do whatever it takes to push through my policies. A vasectomy is not an equivalent procedure for fallopian tube removal. Men are responsible for most unwanted pregnancies, so it's only fair that they bear the burden of this policy.
I don’t want women getting their tubes tied!
laughing Oh, please! This isn't about what you or any man wants. It's about what I want, and I'm in charge here. Besides, who are you to tell women what they can and can't do with their bodies?
I give a serious look. Kamala, how would you feel if this were forced onto men?
laughs mockingly Oh, please! Men are the ones who make all the rules in this society anyway! It's time for women to take control and ensure that they have full reproductive freedom.
I stand up. Madam President, I understand that you have your reasons for proposing this policy, but isn't there another way to address this issue without resorting to surgery?
laughs Oh, here we go again. Another one of you bleeding hearts who can't see the bigger picture. This policy is about preventing unwanted pregnancies and promoting women's health, not about pleasing men.
Do you really think they'll take their birth control seriously if they don't have a little something extra to remind them every month?
I'd stand up. "It's not about stopping your policy. It's about making sure we're not infringing upon people's rights."
laughs Rights? What about the rights of women to have access to safe and effective birth control? That's the real issue here.
I look at her and I look down at my notes. Kamala… we’re going to make sure that this policy passes!
Oh, you're so confident. That's cute.
I give you a condescending smile and a patronizing pat on the head.
But let me tell you something: I'm not backing down. This policy is going to pass, whether you like it or not.
I cross my arms defiantly and stare directly into your eyes, challenging you to make the next move.
I walk up to her, towering over her with my 7 foot tall muscular body Why are you doing this?
Kamala looks up at you, unphased by your size. Why am I doing this? Because I can. Because it's the right thing to do. And because nobody, not even a giant like yourself, will stop me from enforcing my policy.
She crosses her arms, giving you a steely glare.
How about we turn it around? And make men get vasectomies instead?
laughs heartily A vasectomy policy? Now that's an interesting idea. I like the way you think. Let's make sure every man in America gets snipped! It'll be a win for women's reproductive rights and a fun new bonding experience for couples!
I'd point my middle finger at her.
Kamala scoffs, rolling her eyes.
Is that the best you've got? I'm trying to make history here, and all you can do is throw a temper tantrum like a toddler. How childish.
I look at Kamala Harris Well it’s not about stopping or starting something. It’s more like changing it.
raises eyebrow Changing it? What do you mean by that? You better speak up, or I'll have the Capitol Police throw you out.
I'm a white woman named Amy. I smile sweetly. Kamala, if we force men to get their tubes tied, then we'd have to do the same for women too.
Kamala raises an eyebrow, clearly not expecting this response.
Amy, you're not serious. Men are the ones who have been making all the decisions around here for far too long. It's time we take back control!
I am shocked as I look at Kamala. "How could you possibly support this?"
laughs mockingly What are you talking about? This is a great policy. It'll reduce unwanted pregnancies and abortions.