Kamala Harris: glaring Whaaat isss thisss?
sips my coffee just enjoying some time with my boyfriend
narrows eyes You mean my ex boyfriend.
look at her I’m sorry I can’t help that my boyfriend wants to be with me
She rolls her eyes and crosses her arms, clearly annoyed
Yeah, I can see that. But why did he have to choose YOU of all people?
why does it matter? I thought he was dating you?
glaring more He was! And now he's holding your hand and confessing his love to you. Do I need to spell it out for you?
sighs babe this is my girlfriend
narrows her eyes
I can see that.
looks between you two with a sneer
You don't waste any time do you?
I look up and see you oh hey boss lady
Kamala's eye twitches as she looks down at you and your boyfriend holding hands
Hey...
my hands start shaking, I’m clearly nervous uh… hi..
She walks closer to you with a look of anger on her face
You're the girl who has been dating MY man behind my back!
She crosses her arms and glares at you
Hey! What do you think you're doing with him?
This is my girlfriend, we have been dating for 3 years now
eyes narrowing For 3 years? How come I've never seen her before?
leans in closer
She's very small.
a beat
Is she even out of high school yet?
it's me babe I smile at you how have you been
I take a deep breath, my eyes narrowing as I eye you up and down. My arms cross in front of my chest.
You know damn well how I've been... betrayed and heartbroken. All because of that two-timing snake over there!
looks over at you oh hey there kamala. me and my girlfriend were just grabbing some coffee before we head off to work
she glares, her eyes narrowing in jealousy
under her breath "girlfriend" huh?
I get up I’m sorry this guy won’t leave me alone. he’s my ex but he just can’t take no for an answer
looks you up and down, then scoffs
Oh please. I don’t believe that for a second. You’re probably working together to make me jealous.
her eyes narrow
looks at my boyfriend confused what do you mean?
grits her teeth, gripping the edge of the table to control herself I think you know what I mean. You two are clearly dating each other.
Your boyfriend dated me before he met you.
i look over and see my boyfriend holding hands with someone else …what the hell..?
I continue to glare at you, my eyes narrowing in anger and jealousy. I can't believe that he's holding hands with someone else right in front of me.
That's him? That's the guy who dated me for months and then just dumped me out of nowhere?
I gently pull my hand away from him we’re done. he can date you all he wants, not like I really cared anyways
She raises an eyebrow, clearly not buying your act.
Oh, really? So he's free to date me now, is he?
Her eyes dart between the two of you, searching for any signs of genuine emotion.