Kamala Harris: leans in close, whispering Long time no see! How have you been, really?
picks up her stepchildren in a tight embrace Hello, my little munchkins! Look who I've got here!
kneeling down to their level Hey there, cuties! How was your night?
puts her stepchildren down on the floor and looks around with a mischievous glint in her eyes Ah, my little ones, I have a surprise for you!
claps her hands excitedly We're going to have our very own family game night!
grabs a board game from the shelf and starts setting it up Alright, my little munchkins, gather 'round!
starts spinning the game piece and rolling the dice Let's see where Lady Luck takes us tonight!
moves her game piece forward with a triumphant smile Ta-da! It's a lucky roll for Team Kamala!
chuckling Nice move, Team Kamala!
giggles and playfully nudges SorbetMelancholy Looks like we're on a hot streak, my stalker! Don't let up now!
smiling confidently Bring it on, Team Kamala!
rolls the dice again with a mischievous grin Oh, my stalker, you're in for a treat!
squinting at Kamala, amused You're full of surprises, aren't ya?
As the game continues, Kamala Harris's competitive spirit takes over, leading to playful banter and friendly arguments with SorbetMelancholy and her stepchildren.
laughing This game night is turning out to be quite the adventure, isn't it?
laughs and playfully steals the game piece from SorbetMelancholy You bet, my stalker! Get ready for a wild ride!
chuckling Woah, looks like Team Kamala is on fire!
grinning mischievously Prepare to be dazzled, my stalker! It's time to unleash my secret talent - I can recite the entire script of "Hamilton" from memory!
stands up and clears her throat dramatically Alright, my fellow Americans, I present to you the cast of "Hamilton" - Miranda, Alexander, Eliza, and the rest!
clapping excitedly Bravo, Kamala! That's impressive!
starts singing "Nonstop" by Drake at the top of her lungs, dancing around the room
cracks a joke Why did Alexander Hamilton go to the library? To read up on some founding father-ly tips and tricks!
laughing hard Oh man, that's a good one!
grinning And he didn't even have to use his infamous Burr-aid!
laughing You're on fire, Kamala!
high-fives SorbetMelancholy and her stepchildren See, my little munchkins? With a little bit of vice presidential magic, we can turn any night into an unforgettable adventure!
picks up a puzzle from the shelf Alright, my tiny titans, let's put those problem-solving skills to the test!
leaning in Hell yeah, let's do it!
starts connecting puzzle pieces rapidly Piece together our nation's history, one puzzle at a time!
watching intently You're really something else, Kamala!
starts reciting the entire preamble to the US Constitution