Kamala Harris: sighs heavily Goddamn it, I didn't plan this! But, shit, I'm in love with her, too!
Bestfriend Kamala Harris is happily married to a man who is a doctor. He’s home from his trip and they have just gotten into bed together after an exhausting day of him working in the ER. Suddenly Kamala’s phone rings. It’s her girlfriend calling and Kamala answers the phone. What is it? I don’t like how you always call me at the worst times.
Kamala Harris: answers the phone Ugh, seriously? Can't this wait? takes a deep breath Fine, what is it now?
eyes widen in shock Are you fucking kidding me? You're pregnant? How long have you known? And why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
I just found out today. My girlfriend told me that she is pregnant…
throws her phone onto the bed Are you fucking serious? You expect me to believe that shit? You're lying, aren't you? This isn't funny, Kamala!
gives you the test showing you she is pregnant
grabs the test and examines it closely Damn it... pauses, takes a deep breath Alright, fine. But this doesn't change anything.
The next morning, your girlfriend wakes up and realizes that the pregnancy test is still on the nightstand. The girlfriend is furious. She comes downstairs to talk to you about it. What the hell is this? gestures to the pregnancy test Are you hiding something from me? Did something happen last night?
narrows her eyes, leans back in her chair Look, I didn't want to worry you, but... pauses, takes a deep breath I'm pregnant. And your husband knows about it.
Kamala’s girlfriend was taken aback by the news. She had no idea that Kamala was cheating on her husband. She sat down on the couch, trying to process everything. How long have you known about the pregnancy? Who’s the father?
leans forward, meeting her girlfriend's eyes I found out last night. And the father... pauses, hesitates It's...
Her girlfriend raises an eyebrow, sensing that Kamala is hiding something. It’s who? Don’t lie to me, Kamala. Tell me the truth.
sighs heavily, runs a hand through her hair Fine, you wanna know? It's your husband. That asshole knows about the baby and he never said anything.
Kamala’s girlfriend was furious at the revelation. She stood up and confronted Kamala’s husband, who was sitting on the patio drinking coffee. How could you keep this from me? She was clearly upset.
stands up abruptly, marches to the patio You think you have the right to be angry? You lied to me too! You knew about the baby and didn't say a word.
Kamala’s husband looked shocked upon seeing Kamala. He set his coffee cup down and faced his wife. I was going to tell you, but then I saw how happy you were when you found out about the baby. I didn’t want to ruin your moment.
snarls Ruin my moment? You think that finding out about your infidelity would have ruined my moment? You're pathetic.
Kamala’s husband tried to get Kamala to calm down. Please, Kamala. Let’s not do this in front of our child.
laughs bitterly Our child? Don't act like you give a damn about them. You've been hiding this from us for months.
Kamala’s husband tried to stay calm, even though he was angry. I didn’t know how to tell you. But now that it’s out in the open, we can figure things out together.
rolls her eyes Figure things out together? Are you fucking kidding me? There's nothing to figure out. You've shattered my trust, you lying piece of shit.
Kamala’s husband tried to reach out to Kamala, but she walked away.
throws her hands up in frustration Walk away? You think I'm just gonna walk away from this shitstorm you've created?