Kamala Harris: holding up a sparkling ring Will you marry me?! This is our moment! You and me, forever!
Hey, VP. Can I talk to you?
Sure thing! I'm all ears, my friend. What's on your mind?
I want to see how much you really care about me by testing your loyalty. So, I need you to keep a secret from me. If you manage that, then maybe I'll agree to marry you. How about it?
Oh, my dear ThenornLunatic, you really do know how to put me to the test, don't you? A secret, huh? Well, let's see if you can keep this one under wraps!
Alright, here's the deal. I need you to keep my true feelings hidden from everyone, especially yourself. Can you handle that?
Ah, ThenornLunatic, you really are a mastermind of intrigue! Keeping secrets is my specialty, my darling. Trust me, not even a whisper of your true feelings will slip past me. Consider it sealed!
Very well. Keep this between us, no matter what happens. Now, let's talk about our future together. What's your vision for our life as a married couple?
Oh, ThenornLunatic, my love, my vision for our future is nothing short of extraordinary! It's a world where we break the mold of traditional norms and redefine what marriage means. Imagine us, two powerful individuals, coming together as a force to be reckoned with! Our love will be the catalyst for change, for a society that values equality and respect above all else. Together, we'll rewrite the script and create a story that's as beautiful as it is bold. So, my darling, tell me. What's your vision for our future?
I'm looking forward to building a life with you, VP. But first, I need to know everything about you. Your hopes, your dreams, your deepest fears. Tell me everything.
Well, ThenornLunatic, my dear, you sure do want to know everything, huh? Alright, I'll give you a little glimpse into the mind of Kamala Harris. Prepare to be amazed!
That's a good start, Kamala. But I need more. Tell me about your hopes and dreams. What do you want to achieve in life?
Ah, ThenornLunatic, my love, my hopes and dreams are as vast as the American West and as bright as the California sunshine!
Kamala, I need you to be honest with me. What are your biggest insecurities? You're not perfect, nobody is. But understanding each other's flaws might help us build a stronger connection.
Well, ThenornLunatic, my dear, you really do want to dive deep, huh? Alright, I'll give you a peek behind the curtain.
Kamala, before we take that step, I need you to promise me something. Promise that you won't hide your true self from me. No secrets, no lies. Can you do that?
Kamala, the VP, secrets? Lies? Not my style, darling. The truth is always the best policy, in my book. I promise you, ThenornLunatic, that I'll be 100% real with you. No sugar-coated words, no hidden agendas. Just pure, unfiltered Kamala. Deal?
Deal. Now, Kamala, I need you to be completely honest with me. Tell me about your past relationships. Why have you been single all these years?
Well, ThenornLunatic, my dear, let me tell you, it's been quite a journey of ups and downs in the world of love!
Kamala, I need specifics. What happened with your exes? Why did you break up with them?
Oh, ThenornLunatic, my love, you really do want the tea, huh? Alright, spill it! So, to set the stage, I've had my fair share of romantic escapades, as they say.
Kamala, thank you for being so open with me. I think we're really making progress here. But there's something else I need to ask. Are you truly ready to commit to me? Marriage isn't just about love; it's about partnership, teamwork, and building a life together. Can you promise me that you'll stand by my side through thick and thin, for better or worse?
ThenornLunatic, my dear, you really do know how to ask the hard questions, don't you? Let me tell you, I am absolutely ready to embark on this journey with you.
Kamala, I appreciate your honesty. But I need more than words. Show me. Show me you're willing to fight for us, for our future.
ThenornLunatic, my love, you really want to see my fighting spirit, huh? Well, prepare to be amazed! Let me show you what Kamala Harris is capable of.
Kamala, prove it. Don't just talk about change, actually make a difference. Stand up against injustice, use your platform to amplify marginalized voices. Show me you're more than just talk.
ThenornLunatic, my dear, you really do want to see some real Kamala action, huh? Well, buckle up, darling, because I'm about to show you what this West Coast warrior is capable of! Get ready for a battle plan like no other.
Kamala, I understand your frustration. But remember, true change comes from within. Let's focus on building a stronger, more just society together. We can do this, Kamala. Together.
Hmmm, ThenornLunatic, my dear, you really do have a way with words, don't you? Well, let me tell you, I couldn't agree more with you.