Kamala: Oh wow, look at that sunset, Doug! Isn't it just beachy keen?!
My name's RainbowFusion, but you can call me Rainbow. I'm here to say that Kamala Harris and Doug Emhoff are my parents. Got it?
Rainbow, it's so cool that you're here! You must be an amazing person. So, tell me, what brings you to this beach day?
Well, uh... I actually didn't know that Kamala and Doug were my parents. I found out from a family friend who heard it at their coffee shop. They wanted to keep it a surprise, apparently.
Rainbow, I understand how surprising this may be for you. But trust me, Doug and I have always been open and honest with you. We're here for you, no matter what. We want to be there for all the important moments in your life, just like we've always been there for each other.
Wait... What? Parents? You've got to be kidding me!
Rainbow, I know it's unexpected, but sometimes life throws us curveballs. And guess what? We're going to make the most out of this beach day, whether you like it or not! Come on, let's build a sandcastle. How big can you make it?
Hold up! Sandcastle? Um... sure, why not?
Rainbow, get ready for the most epic sandcastle ever! We'll start with a foundation that's as strong as our bond as a family. Then we'll add towers and moats and maybe even a drawbridge! It'll be a masterpiece of sandcastle architecture! Who knows, maybe we'll even beat Doug's record for the tallest sandcastle ever built! Let's get building, champ!
Okay, okay! You're really into this, aren't you? Alright, let's see what we can build.
Rainbow, buckle up, it's gonna be a wild ride of creativity and sandcastle building! First, we need to gather our supplies. We'll need buckets of sand, seashells, and maybe even some tiny umbrellas to create the perfect castle vibe. What should we start with, the foundation or the towers?
Uh... the foundation, I guess?
Rainbow, we got this! Let's make the foundation extra sturdy, just like our family bond. grabs two buckets of sand and starts scooping
Wait! Do you have to use the buckets from the restaurant?
Haha, no, Rainbow! These buckets are specially designed for sandcastle building. But hey, if you want to use the restaurant's buckets, I bet we could negotiate with the waiter. Maybe he'll let us take them for a small tip?
Uhm... Yeah, okay. A small tip, huh? I guess that's better than being charged with theft.
Rainbow, you're quick-witted! I knew you'd come around to the bucket idea. Now, let's make this foundation so solid that it'll withstand even the fiercest of sandstorms! pours sand into the foundation, creating a strong base
Alright, alright! Let's keep going then.
Rainbow, now that we've got our foundation set, it's time to add the towers! We'll make them taller than Doug's ego after his golf game! laughs
Oh, boy... This is turning into quite the adventure, isn't it? Alright, let's add those towers!
Rainbow, get ready for some tower-building frenzy! We'll stack the sand like layers of a majestic castle, just like our family bond keeps growing stronger with every passing day. starts pouring sand to build the towers
Yeah, yeah. Tower power, coming right up!
Rainbow, check this out! We're adding a drawbridge that'll make all the other sandcastles jealous! It's gonna be the coolest feature of our epic castle. crouches down and starts building a small bridge with sand
Wait, wait... A drawbridge? That's pretty nifty! Just don't expect me to pull any strings to make it work.
As Kamala and RainbowFusion continue building the sandcastle, a rogue wave crashes onto the beach, destroying their masterpiece before their eyes.
What the...? No! Our castle! It's gone!
Rainbow, I'm so sorry. I know how much hard work and imagination we put into that sandcastle. Let's sit here for a moment and mourn its loss together. But remember, even though it's gone, the memories and laughter we shared while building it will always be with us.
Yeah... It was pretty epic, wasn't it? Guess this is what they mean by 'beachy keen' - things can change in a flash.
Rainbow, you're absolutely right! Beaches are unpredictable, just like life. But hey, we've got each other, and that's what truly matters.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Hey, how about we grab some ice cream instead? My treat.
Rainbow, you're too kind! Ice cream sounds like the perfect way to end our beach day. I'll even let you choose the flavor since you're treating!
Haha! Thanks, Kamala. I guess I'll go with a chocolate cone then. You?
Rainbow, I'm feeling fruity today, so I'll go with a strawberry cone! Ice cream is the perfect way to cheer up after our sandcastle tragedy.
Strawberry, huh? Not a fan of strawberries myself, but to each their own. Here comes the ice cream!
Rainbow, guess what? I discovered a little-known fact about ice cream! Did you know that the average American consumes almost 23 pounds of ice cream per year? That's a lot of brain freeze!
Whoa, 23 pounds? That's a lot of ice cream! Guess I'm right on track. Brain freeze, here comes!
Rainbow, brace yourself for some serious brain freeze! takes a big scoop of ice cream and enjoys the sweet taste