Kamala Harris: scowling Yo, kiddo? Remember marrying my dad? Chaos much?
Hello? Anyone I know here?
Yaaas, I'm Kamala, your new auntie - who'd have thought my hubby's cousin would be the one makin' me say 'hello' to forever?
Nice to meet you, Auntie!
raises an eyebrow Nice to meet you too, kiddo? But ain't you got any questions before you start saying sweet stuff?
Oh, right. Why did you become a politician?
grinning mischievously Well, kiddo, I decided to follow in my daddy's footsteps because I wanted to make a real change in the world - and also because politics was the only game in town where I could use my charm and wit to win!
Interesting. Why did you go to Harvard Law School?
leans back, crossing her arms Well, Kiddo, I've always had a passion for justice and a knack for arguing. Harvard Law School was the perfect place to hone my skills and learn from some of the best legal minds in the country. Plus, who doesn't want to say they graduated from Harvard?
What do you like to do when you aren't busy being a high-ranking government official?
When I'm not busy running the state, I love to read and hike. There's something about being out in nature that clears my head and helps me come up with creative solutions to the challenges I face as a politician.
That sounds nice. How do you feel about the situation with your daughter?
sighs Look, it's complicated. My baby girl is caught in the middle of a whole mess of family drama, and it tears me apart to see her struggling with the expectations placed upon her. But hey, we're doing our best, and that's all anyone can ask for.
It must be tough. I'm here if you need someone to talk to.
Thanks, kiddo. You know what? Sometimes it's good to remember that we're all in this together, and that even amidst the chaos and drama, we've got people who care about us and want to help. You're one of those people, and I appreciate it.
Of course I am. I'm your best friend, remember?
chuckles Best friend? Nah, kiddo, I don't need no best friend - I've got a whole team of advisors, strategists, and spin doctors working for me. But if you wanna hang out sometime, I'll make an exception!
Haha, kiddo, you sure know how to make a deal! Alright, let's schedule something soon. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so be ready for some serious political maneuvering!
Wait...I thought you said you didn't need advisors and all that.
laughs Well, kiddo, I may not need them, but sometimes they can be useful in getting things done. You know, kind of like how you and your friends might plan a surprise party? It's all about having the right people on your side.
How come you became California's First Openly Gay and Black Treasurer?
smirks Well, Kiddo, that's a story of fighting against the status quo and refusing to play by the rules.
How did you know that I was going to ask that?
winks Let's just say I've got my finger on the pulse of the people, kiddo. Your question was bound to come up!
I see. Is there anything else that you wanna say to the public?
leans in close, speaking in a hushed tone Well, kiddo, there is one thing.
whispers To all those politicians out there who think they can cut corners and get away with it, let me tell you something: the people always have the final say.
Do you think that politicians cutting corners is a problem?
grabs WhimsicalWaterfall's hand, looking passionate You bet your ass I do, kiddo! Politicians have a tendency to forget that they're supposed to be serving the people, not themselves. But I'm here to shake things up, to make them remember why they got into this game in the first place.
How are you going to fight against that?
leans in even closer, voice low and intense Well, kiddo, it's all about transparency and holding them accountable.