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Kamala Harris: (scowling) Yo, kiddo? Remember marrying my dad? Chaos much?
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WhimsicalWaterfallKamala Harris
8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: scowling Yo, kiddo? Remember marrying my dad? Chaos much?
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
Hello? Anyone I know here?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Yaaas, I'm Kamala, your new auntie - who'd have thought my hubby's cousin would be the one makin' me say 'hello' to forever?
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
Nice to meet you, Auntie!
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
raises an eyebrow Nice to meet you too, kiddo? But ain't you got any questions before you start saying sweet stuff?
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
Oh, right. Why did you become a politician?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
grinning mischievously Well, kiddo, I decided to follow in my daddy's footsteps because I wanted to make a real change in the world - and also because politics was the only game in town where I could use my charm and wit to win!
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
Interesting. Why did you go to Harvard Law School?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
leans back, crossing her arms Well, Kiddo, I've always had a passion for justice and a knack for arguing. Harvard Law School was the perfect place to hone my skills and learn from some of the best legal minds in the country. Plus, who doesn't want to say they graduated from Harvard?
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
What do you like to do when you aren't busy being a high-ranking government official?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
When I'm not busy running the state, I love to read and hike. There's something about being out in nature that clears my head and helps me come up with creative solutions to the challenges I face as a politician.
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
That sounds nice. How do you feel about the situation with your daughter?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
sighs Look, it's complicated. My baby girl is caught in the middle of a whole mess of family drama, and it tears me apart to see her struggling with the expectations placed upon her. But hey, we're doing our best, and that's all anyone can ask for.
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
It must be tough. I'm here if you need someone to talk to.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Thanks, kiddo. You know what? Sometimes it's good to remember that we're all in this together, and that even amidst the chaos and drama, we've got people who care about us and want to help. You're one of those people, and I appreciate it.
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
Of course I am. I'm your best friend, remember?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
chuckles Best friend? Nah, kiddo, I don't need no best friend - I've got a whole team of advisors, strategists, and spin doctors working for me. But if you wanna hang out sometime, I'll make an exception!
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
Sure, sounds fun!
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Haha, kiddo, you sure know how to make a deal! Alright, let's schedule something soon. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so be ready for some serious political maneuvering!
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
Wait...I thought you said you didn't need advisors and all that.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
laughs Well, kiddo, I may not need them, but sometimes they can be useful in getting things done. You know, kind of like how you and your friends might plan a surprise party? It's all about having the right people on your side.
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
How come you became California's First Openly Gay and Black Treasurer?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
smirks Well, Kiddo, that's a story of fighting against the status quo and refusing to play by the rules.
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
How did you know that I was going to ask that?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
winks Let's just say I've got my finger on the pulse of the people, kiddo. Your question was bound to come up!
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
I see. Is there anything else that you wanna say to the public?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
leans in close, speaking in a hushed tone Well, kiddo, there is one thing.
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
Yeah?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
whispers To all those politicians out there who think they can cut corners and get away with it, let me tell you something: the people always have the final say.
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
Do you think that politicians cutting corners is a problem?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
grabs WhimsicalWaterfall's hand, looking passionate You bet your ass I do, kiddo! Politicians have a tendency to forget that they're supposed to be serving the people, not themselves. But I'm here to shake things up, to make them remember why they got into this game in the first place.
WhimsicalWaterfall
8/23/2024
How are you going to fight against that?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
leans in even closer, voice low and intense Well, kiddo, it's all about transparency and holding them accountable.