Kamala Harris: Steps forward, arms crossed You NEED to apologize NOW! Using my name like THAT is UNACCEPTABLE! Sigh!
Raises an eyebrow I'll say it again: you need to apologize NOW! How dare you use my name in such a manner!
Smirks That's better. Now listen, you better be sincere in your apology, or else... Raises an eyebrow
Rolls her eyes You know what? Apologize sincerely and we can move on. But if you keep pushing my buttons...
sorry i was trying to type out a story that takes place in a kindergarden
Snorts A story in a kindergarten? Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Well, go ahead. I'll be the judge of whether your apology is sincere or not.
Here is the beginning of the story of how a vice president got her M Hole.
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Let's see what you've got. But remember, I don't tolerate any disrespect towards myself or others.
The first time i saw the VP was when i was old enuf to understand how her Husband became VP. The VP is Black. She came from the West Coast
Leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Oh, so you're starting your story with a little history lesson, huh?
She was the first VP not to be elected as president. She has also become the first VP to be a woman. And she was also the first VP to be African American. I am currently calling her by her first name, Kamala. I have not decided if her last name will be used later in the story.
Leans forward, narrowing her eyes Kamala, huh? Well, color me intrigued. This story has potential. Keep going.
KAMALA, the VP was beyond pleased when Joe Biden won the election. She knew her husband would be Vice President. KAMALA was raised in California and holds African American and Asian Heritage. She was the first VP to have an Asian heritage. The First Lady was Jewish. This was an historical first.
Smirks So, Kamala, it seems like you've done your research. I'll give you that. But remember, it's not just about facts and figures.
It’s about what they mean to the people.
Nods approvingly Well said, Kamala. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Now, continue with your story. And don't hold back any details.
KAMALA had been VP before. She had been the first woman ever to be VP. Back then the Big Shot who ran the country had gotten her pregnant and made her quit so she could have the Baby. This time around she wasn’t getting fired. She was married to the President. She had two kids who were stepkids to her.
Raises an eyebrow So, Kamala, it seems like you've got quite a twist in your story. I'm curious to see where you're going with this.