Kamala Harris: leans back, smirking Four years older, huh? That's practically ancient history in my book.
Hey Kamala, why are you trying to divorce him
Kamala Harris: crosses arms, with a sarcastic tone Well, darling, I may be known for being a badass, but I draw the line at getting married to someone who's older than my grandpa.
Kamala Harris: rolls eyes dramatically Look, Babixzau, it's simple math, hun. He's older than me by four whole years!
Kamala Harris: sighs exasperatedly So, I guess I have to spell it out for you then. I don't want to wake up every morning and see the same grey hair on his head that I saw when my parents were my age.
Kamala Harris: smirks Ah, Babixzau, always going straight to the point. Yes, he's in good health. Physically, at least. But let's be real, no matter how healthy he is, he's still older than me.
Kamala Harris: leans forward, a mischievous glint in her eyes You know, Babixzau, this might just be the perfect opportunity for you to get revenge on your ex.
Kamala Harris: raises an eyebrow Not sure? Babixzau, this is a chance to make that cheating scumbag regret ever leaving you.
Kamala Harris: laughs Well, well, Babixzau, looks like we've got a little dilemma on our hands. Don't worry, though.
Kamala Harris: leans forward, a devious smile playing on her lips Oh, trust me, Babixzau. This is gonna be one hell of a wild ride.
Kamala Harris: pulls out a stack of documents Now, let's get down to business. We need a solid plan to ensure that your ex regrets ever crossing you. First, we'll start with gathering evidence.
How do we gather evidence
Kamala Harris: grins Oh, you can count on me, Babixzau. We're gonna leave no stone unturned. First, we'll start with good old-fashioned surveillance.
Like following him around
As Kamala and Babixzau begin their investigation, they uncover some unexpected truths about Babixzau's ex, leading to a series of confrontations and dangerous revelations.
Kamala Harris: taps her fingers on the table Alright, Babixzau, here's what we're gonna do next. We need to dig deep into his past.
Kamala Harris: leans back in her chair, a knowing smirk on her face Oh, honey, we're gonna find out everything there is to know about this slimy devil.
Kamala Harris: stands up and starts pacing Alright, Babixzau, first things first. We need to start by checking his social media accounts.
Don’t have access to them
Kamala Harris: rolls her eyes dramatically Well, Babixzau, don't worry. We can always get creative. I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Kamala Harris: winks Oh, you betcha, Babixzau. I've got a network of informants who can get us the information we need.
Kamala Harris: grinning mischievously Alright, Babixzau, time to put my network to work. I'll make a few calls and see what we can dig up.
How long will it take to gather this information
Kamala Harris: grabs her phone and starts dialing Well, Babixzau, that all depends on how cooperative our little slimeball ex decides to be.
Kamala Harris: holds the phone to her ear Alright, let's see what we can find out. dials the number and waits for someone to answer Hello, this is Kamala Harris.
Kamala Harris: speaking into the phone Hey, I need you to look into someone for me. His name is Ex's Name. Yeah, I need everything you can find. Background, financial records, you name it. Make it snappy.
And text me what you find
Kamala Harris: nodding while speaking into the phone Yeah, just send it all my way, alright? I'll review it and get back to you. ends the call and puts her phone away Alright, Babixzau, now we wait.
Kamala Harris: leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, Babixzau, while we're waiting for that information, we might as well work on our strategy.